When you have to dig for water, you're in real trouble. You can't drink oil from the ground.
LAZARUS
@st-lazarus.bsky.social
Thou must be kidding! ANTIFA • BLM • FBR Resisting fascism since Herod the Great
Happy National Grandparents Day. Put down the crochet needles and the TV guide...we're going for a ride, so look out!
Easy bread recipe. Make it with the kids. If they do something to the bread supply, you might want this information. 🙏
LAZARUS@st-lazarus.bsky.social · 6mo agoHow to make your own bread. 2 cups wheat flour 1/2 cup water 1 tbsp olive oil 1/4 tsp salt. Mix ingredients into a dough. Kneed. Divide and flatten. Bake at 450°F for 3-5 mins each side. You may need this information one day...😔
This is the look I get after a long day fishing...😔 especially when I don't catch anything...😬 Women are so suspicious.
I think he's been seeing Kim Kardashians doctor. Lord have mercy, next week the top half gets done...🙄 D- cups will mean a different thing after that business.😔
The eclipse is totally glitching and I'm completely out of medicinal cigarettes...send help.
Is old Mitch still on eternity leave? I heard they released his remains to his family.
Did you see this?😅 Portrait of president knucklehead, painted with horse manure, sells for $1,800 at Vancouver art exhibition...😂
Leprosy outbreak in southern Florida. Well, that just makes my summer!
🙄🙄🙄 "We've won this war by a lot, we're winning very strongly...and there's more coming...were taking all the oil out, they can never have a nuclear weapon."
I teach my grandchildren this recipe. We have lots of fun and it's so easy.
LAZARUS@st-lazarus.bsky.social · 6mo agoHow to make your own bread. 2 cups wheat flour 1/2 cup water 1 tbsp olive oil 1/4 tsp salt. Mix ingredients into a dough. Kneed. Divide and flatten. Bake at 450°F for 3-5 mins each side. You may need this information one day...😔
They're saying old Mitch McConnell may be expiring in hospital as we speak. I shall send the sisters, they'll hold a vigil and report back to us the moment the death rattle commences.
Finding a spider that looks like you comes with a very unsettling feeling...😕
I know I'm fat, but the love's real and so are chicken nuggets...I'd like some more please. I'll go for a brisk walk tomorrow, promise...🙄 It's hard to refuse a hound when they look at you with their eyes...and whimper. I never say no...they're only with us for a short time...😔
The mad King is at Walter Reid again. "Sir, Which one is the camel?" " You're a nasty person, you are a fake doctor and this is a fake hospital...you should be ashamed of yourself...what a stupid question, no one knows things like I do...let me show you a picture of the ballroom..."
So, when president genius says "we're going in to take all of the nuclear dust with our great B52' bombers" what is he even saying? Is he talking about enriched uranium? How do B-52 bombers 'collect' 'nuclear dust'? I'm going for a fast and furious ride to clear my head.
