Eddie and Volt love me. I’ve peaked @dateeverything.bsky.social

I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE COSPLAY FROM THE DATE EVERYTHING GAME

I worry about the addiction of convenience

Gemini: Your goal may seem out of reach, but that’s only because it’s totally unrealistic.

Today I got to horrify students by saying “sperm and egg cells”. The world felt good and true in that one moment.

I’m going to throw up.

Gemini: You can't fix a monkey paw problem with a monkey paw but keep trying. It's hilarious!

In one week I’m going on a small stage to perform a little stand up. I’m not nervous I’ll fail. I’m nervous I’ll fall in love lol

Gemini: There are an infinite number of universes, and in all of them you self destruct.

Therapy is great, but might I recommend watching 30min of Vegeta/Bulma edits?

I’ve decided that I can’t live in the space of “I’m not doing enough”

I just got a refurbished phone and can now take .5 photos. I feel so young and so old at the same time.

What would the orcas do?✨

I’ve officially started typing out the outline for my tiny baby stand up routine 😬

I just don’t have any videos in me. Only sponge mode.

I JUST taught about Nazi Germany. Looks like we’ll be having a revisit.

Today is not pleasant. Yesterday was… gross. It’s going to be a long four years. But in other news… the orca designs are trending on my various platforms again. May the orca energy be with you ✨

If I were really smart, I’d only use my phone for school closing info and dragon age fanfiction for the next 24hrs

Gemini: You will be suddenly struck by a sense of clarity and optimism about the future, and then a hail of bullets.

I really took HAGS at face value and I was still ok with it. Like, yes, that’s the aesthetic I was going for.

Folks, if my video quality is down it’s not any app. I have an iphone10 and I dgaf about lighting.

Btw my tiktok is working again

In my dream scenario I would have a twitch stream and ppl would watch me be absolute garbage at video games. We would chat and giggle.

I am not exaggerating when I say YouTube scares me. I’m close to deleting that account.

I like that lol also looks like someone drowning. Anyway I’m doing great.

Just so we’re all clear: -Dems bend over backwards to Netanyahu’s every whim carrying through with financing a genocide, Bibi wants Trump to win and it costs Dems the election. -At the request of Netanyahu, the Tiktok Ban bill is Revived under a Dem President, closer tying it to Biden moreso

YouTube scares me because I feel like more of my students will find me and I hate that.