Evolution of a City Fan this week We didn't cheat We didn't cheat, but even if we did, the rules aren't fit for purpose Okay we cheated, but others have done bad stuff as well HA HA WE CHEATED AND WE ARE GOING TO USE EVERY OUNCE OF CORRUPTION TO WIN GET THESE BEGGARS OUT OF HERE
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A mildly mental statement from Burnham "I cant intervene more" Er...
The reason I think the next step will take weeks not months/years is three fold. 1. The appeal process from here is not a long one. It is essentially an appeal against the decision being "biased/wrong" rather than a full "retrial" 2. It is now out there in full. The blood is in the water. 1/2
Full statement from Premier League City are absolutely fucking cooked www.premierleague.com/en/news/4727...
Premier League Statement: Manchester City FC
An independent Commission has found Manchester City FC guilty of all charges related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period, and the majority of charges in relation to its failure to co-operate with the League’s investigation.
premierleague.com
Until we get a punishment/final verdict (which I think will be weeks not months btw) - the big question is City assets in FPL. Especially if on a WC like myself. Will they wither under intense away fan pressure, or will we see a proper backlash and they raise their game. Thoughts...
City's stance has always been inoccent until proven guilty. There stance is now guilty until proven guilty, again. Their arrogance needs to be eliminated from sport. They are a stain that will never wash out.
Ole is a title winner
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
I cannot be any clearer on Manchester Utd, when I say I would happily accept relegation if it meant we got rid of the Glazers. I will support any boycott, any protest, any movement against them. I have not given the club money directly for over a decade. All fans should resist them imo.
If I was a horse, I'd just be shot in the head at this point.
Bryan Brobbery, who I sold, has scored more than my entire team. Whats the record for lowest points total in a week out of interest? It might be 13 (excluding hits) It's in danger.
Bryan Brobbery, who I sold, has scored more than my entire team. Whats the record for lowest points total in a week out of interest? It might be 13 (excluding hits) It's in danger.
Sold Brobbey for Delap I don't even know how this is possible anymore.
I've made 5 transfers in FPL this season for a net negative of minus 2 points If it wasnt for Morgan Rogers, it would be minus 8. Complete and utter self sabotage. Fixtures > Form has never looked more stupid. It really, really can't go on like this.
Mick McCarthy on Blackpool FC: "IT CAN"
ALT: Mick McCarthy on Blackpool FC: "IT CAN"
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Two moves. Foden & Brobbey out Couldn't afford MGW. So KDH and Liam Delap will have to do. On a hit. Gomez to come in for Pedro. Against the Arsenal defence. If I get a green arrow this week I will give £50 to charity. Wildcard will be active as soon as the game is live again.
Predicted Man Utd XI for @emma1.bsky.social Think 9 spots remain locked. Shaw will play if fit. If not Maz or Dorgu. And one of Sesko/Rashford/Lacey/Mount for final attacker Gone with Lacey just because he didn't completely embarrass himself midweek Grim stuff. Club needs a win no matter what.
If you're thinking of playing a Free Hit rather than take a minus 4 or a Brighton player on your bench, you've forgotten how to play FPL.
One of the main issues for Carrick is he hasnt once done what worked last season up front. Either Cunha Mbuemo Amad Or Cunha Sesko Mbuemo Cunha as a 9 has been a disaster. Rashford has flattered to deceive. Bruno needs to create in pockets not lead the attack. Wake up and fix it.
Just go get Conte If nothing else I want to see this lot coughing blood and breaking down in tears
Jayden Bogle is the highest points scorer in FPL. By a distance. And I finally didn't bench the lucky bastard.
As a Man Utd fan, Foden and Bruno FPL owner and VAR hater. That is probably the closest I've ever come to just stabbing myself in the chest directly after a football match. I need to step away from the sport.
Losing to 10 men, especially so early, just about the worst thing you can do as a football team. Complete embarrassment on and off the pitch. Horrible start to the season. Again. Already a matter of when, not if, Carrick is sacked.
This first half performance from Dalot is genuinely 1/10 so far 250 games for this club He's honestly like a fucking soap opera actor. You just can't kill him off.
There's a chance I MIGHT need more than one Arsenal player The best team, the ugliest team, and the luckiest team all rolled into one. The title will be won by 20 points.
I don't want to be too critical of Utd until we've established whether Hull are title contenders.
5 more matches so far with zero home wins. Extraordinary.
In the last 20 matches there have only been 3 home wins That is likely why your FPL team, and mine, is fucking shit.