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Talisman Theory - 2026 🧿 It's back. It's my annual long form article, where I analyse #fpl data from last term to pick out the key Talismen, evaluate what we learn & how we could apply it to the year ahead 🤔 Grab yourself a drink & enjoy! Support appreciated bluesky! 💜💙 medium.com/@whogottheas...
Talisman Theory 26/27
A long form FPL data analysis.
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I'm so tired of people saying "enjoy the sun" man. My garden is a desert, my plants, fruit and veg all dead, my bedroom is a furnace, my work is even worse, my football league thinks it's all a laugh that we're playing in 34 degrees and the cat is covered in dust. All. The. Time. Wake the fuck up.
Penalty shoot-outs in matches which are not even drawn should be punishable by execution.
Man Utd starting the season with LESS senior players than last year, with likely 15-20 additional games, is absolutely mental and I can't pretend otherwise. I can only assume we're having another bash at the we can't win anything with kids line. Lacey and JJ are excellent talents. But come on.
Arsenal now have the best defence and the best midfield in the league. By a long, long way. Their attack is pretty average mind, especially when Saka gets injured. That is the only hope for other teams this season.
Wilcox out. Man is not fit for purpose. £40m net spend. Barely 2 weeks until season starts. Squad is EXACT same size currently as last season when we had no Europe. Asleep at the wheel. Our club is not a fucking business.
"See the Odyssey as Nolan intended" I'm pretty sure most directors would love their films to be viewed in massive, packed cinemas. You don't hear much of "see my movie streamed illegally on an iPhone as the director intended" I appreciate he's saving cinema. But cinema isn't just fucking him.
The Premier League will kick off with a staggering 9 new managers And 13 in total who have never managed a full season in the league with their respective new clubs
Was nice of FPL to correctly price the 3 players yesterday and then just give up on the rest. Respect.
I don't really care when Fantasy fucking Towers drops the prices. But the sooner I can stop seeing grass evading cock wombles "predicting" them the fucking better.
Watched Nolan's latest epic yesterday. Review below for those into movies. Or ancient poems. letterboxd.com/hindumonkey/...
A ★★★★½ review of The Odyssey (2026)
A true epic in every sense of the word; it seems an illusion that nobody has attempted a full bodied Odyssey adaptation until now. As such, there are few visual touch papers for Nolan’s vision. Ralph ...
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Setting aside gamestate, mentality and pressure. There needs to be a national inquest as to why Saka didn't get on the pitch against Argentina. A fucking disgrace.
Everybody always thinks they can do a better job than the England Manager, but I think the sad thing about yesterday was how painfully obvious it was to almost anyone to bring on attackers, not defenders, and not keep sitting deeper and deeper A disappointing, but inevitable result We go again.
"Do we want leaders who know how to make money"? Well, not when they get it from people who call you daddy and write books called 'How to Launder Money'
There are many reasons not to appoint Ed Miliband as Chancellor, this likely being the the worst one you could come up with. What exactly does humankind need to wake up to climate change exactly? Put the puffins in charge.
The Mateus loss stings. This doesn't. Insane money, plus 300k a week if to be believed. Spurs likely to be where Villa are in 3 years time having to sell everyone to break even. That said, amazing window from them so far and fair play to the ambition. Utd will go after Scott next. Very concerning.
David Ornstein@david-ornstein.bsky.social · last mo.🚨 Sandro Tonali poised to sign 6yr contract until June 2032 in joining Tottenham Hotspur from Newcastle United for club-record £100m package. 26yo #NUFC midfielder arrives to UK this afternoon & will take medical before sealing #THFC move 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/741...
Easy selection for Tuchel now we're at the knockout stages Pickford Trent Maguire Guehi Hall Anderson Rice Saka Bellingham Rashford Kane
England now have a 230m central midfield and couldn't beat Ghana Levels.
Kier Starmer resigns as an accessory to mass murder, genocide, huge public sector cuts and allowing oil and fossil fuel expansion that is contributing to a week of 35 degree heat in June. A complete and utter bellend. We go again.
I don't know where we draw the line. But a riot a week suggests it should have been WAY before this. I'm sympathetic with blocking X in the UK until the owners uphold our laws. Libel. Incitement. Insurrection. Abuse. Hate speech. And sexual harassment. Every single day. It has to stop.
Southampton is just a taste of what is to come under a Farage leadership We have embraced and emboldened fascism for years and seem genuinely surprised everytime it's revealed to be our inevitable future. This is what happens when you celebrate racism as a national identity.
