*crowd of 21-year-old white accounting students wearing polo shirts on the dance floor at Brothers Bar & Grill in West Lafayette, IN voice*: Awwww, skeet skeet mothafuckaaaaaaa! Awwww, skeet skeet god damn!
Tried to strangle someone and ended up sprangling them? Not sure how that happened, didn't even know that was a thing.
New for Woke 2.0: the Frito Bandito is back. "Stuff like that is cool again!"
Trump is a threat to everyone on Earth and their grandchildren too. Trump MUST be STOPPED NOW! Don't be complicit with your silence. Contact your representatives today if you agree.
Can you text me up I’m willing to know more about you
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Willson Contreras On Eating Grip Tape: "It Was Disgusting. It Was A Bad Taste." | Defector
When Willson Contreras showed up for his first spring training as a full-time first baseman, he knew the learning curve would be steep. A year after he’d made over his catching mechanics entirely, a m...
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One of the wisest youtube comments of all time.
Ended my DEI programs but joke's on them just gonna go back to doing CRT lol
Here's a #thread for all you nice middle-aged ladies who started a bluesky account and immediately decided to follow @cuisinart. You like this kinda shit?
F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️@coopercooperco.bsky.social · 2y agoChristmas Eve #pietime
Does NO business in this town accept memecoins? What am I supposed to do with these
I hate to judge before all the facts are in, but is it time to being back the #ElectricChair?