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@fatunatecookie.bsky.social
27 | Male | Taken by @FapusMaximus.bsky.social | Not good with words sometimes, forgive me. For a more comprehensive list of my commissioned art, check out my FA! https://fortunatecookie.straw.page/
Anon Comm Been slowly but steadily chipping away at owed work Poor guy wasn't prepared for something so inconsequential to those of a normal bmi...
You know that Wyvern that eats here three times a day? He always asks for you whenever you're not at work, and when he does there's this always this smile on his face ✨ For my friend @nighthunterad.bsky.social
Beyond the expanse of pillow-soft adipose and groans was the hum of the feeding pump he had forgotten to turn off. From the large patio glass door, it almost looked like a cloud or supersized marshmallows pressing a poor helpless, horny bunny against the window. Surely he'd run out of slop soon...?
Muting the zoom call to burp really loudly, only to realize after the meeting goes silent that you were already muted and you unmuted yourself. "Thank you for your input, Cookie..."
Q4 predicts a 50lb market growth for us as you sit at your desk all winter eating holiday cookies. We should pre-emptively buy 4XL shirts for you to prepare.
Just because the company pizza party pizza is free doesn't mean people won't stare at you for eating two pizzas, a 2L of Pepsi, undoing your belt buckle and reaching for another slice...
Sitting in the office breakroom, casually eating an 18-inch philly cheesesteak. Casually getting grease on my Q3 occupancy report. Casually burping so loud my boss looks into my office with a worried look.
Found a cupboard full of kibble and stayed there #fatfurs
A hefty Tony weighing the pros and cons of just a little more snack~
What album (or song) do you think represents your sona the best? Not necessarily your favorite music. Like, what song just sounds like them? Their personality, vibe, story, whatever. Show me 👀
What is I was a toon fur? Have you ever thought about that? Betcha haven't.
Keep telling yourself you're eating healthy while the fast food bags and soda cans pile up around you. There are more greasy takeout bags around your place than vegetables in your fridge, the fruit you bought to feel responsible is rotting untouched while you order another meal. You're a fatass.
Happy vore day to those who are hungry and those who are tasty.
I really wish I had an easy to pick up, multiplayer FPS game again. Does anyone have any suggestions? Battlebit was cool AF but that's been dead a while now.
