Tutzah and Barto

@tutzah.bsky.social

18+ONLY I will slap you out of existence if I find out you are below 18 and will warn friends Im Tutzah, the baked gator stewing in Barto's Big Belly :/ BHhhhhhOooooOooOouuuuUuurrRRRP~ 1. Barto the Hippo 2. Tutzah gator 3. Sewerfang rat 4. Argus zard

If sales people at work keep being so happy to promise customers physically impossible dates, it’s so tempting to let them do it themselves. Those morons think they know so much surely they can assemble this without it potentially destroying itself under load.

Bear spa treatment plan: Starts off by sending you in the hot tub. Big sloshy space to stretch out and relax. But as the day goes on, that pool around you slowly gets gurgled away, those stomach walls start to press in, and then when it's just you curled up tight in bear, the massage begins~

You really got to be careful picking the right pool toy when you go out swimming~ You might end up like the unfortunate person squirming that dragons vinyl belly~💚 @fuenmax.bsky.social found this out the hard way~ Being squished under the weight of a fat squishy inflatable dragon~ 💚

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People seem to like the idea of being in my gut... *PAT PAT* well then... why do I *HIC* i have such an empty plate infront of me? Tsk tsk yall, really gonna leave this gator aaaall alone in there?

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