International Press Gallery
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2025 MUNash 2025 International Press Gallery. (All reposts and stories produced are parodies). Behind the curtain. On the record. See something? Say something. We are listening… and ready to publish👀
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@munash2025.bsky.social Yeltsin expresses fears for safety amidst assassination attempts and political turmoil, with a press statement stating "they [the USSR] are after me".
An anonymous source in UNESCO claims that Chile has been adding preambles to the draft resolution without proper consultation from other members. Does Chile have a secret agenda in mind?.
@munash2025.bsky.social China has voiced its commitment to ensuring nations in the ‘global majority’ retain their rights to freedom of expression within the digital space: “We don’t want to see these rights stagnate”, the delegate said in an address to the Human Rights Council.
@munash2025.bsky.social "Relations in shambles": Anonymous report from within the HRC suggests that Japan and Nigeria's relationship is rapidly declining in light of 'hyper-nationalist propaganda' being inserted into preambulatory statements.
Chaos in the committees: Sky news , Al Jazeera and the UN News have been preoccupied arguing about false news and local farmers while crisis unfolds internationally and while some committees struggle to draft a resolution. What happened to diplomacy and civility?.
Rumours abound that IPG Director Liv is creating false news stories about Aussie farmers and the woke agenda. Her office has yet to respond for comment and it is unclear how deep the fake news reports go.
LOCAL AUSSIE FARMERS UNDER VIOLENT ATTACK: THE WOKE AGENDA CREEPS INTO UNITED NATIONS
Spotted: Can Skynews shut the **** up about local aussie farmers already? XOXO gossip girl
Spotted: NIGERIA AND JAPAN IN A FEUD! IN HRC!!!! XOXO GOSSIP GIRL
@munash2025.bsky.social Member-states of the UNEA report difficulty in passing a resolution to further protection of natural sites, with an anonymous source reporting Fiji and Samoa to be keeping the committee in gridlock, attempting to support local indigenous communities.
EXPOSED: An anonymous source inside the crisis committee reveals that the KGB are willing to negotiate on a plan to support Ukraine’s independence. Are these signs that the KGB are already turning their back on Ligachev?.
@munash2025.bsky.social Following Yeltsin's escape to Estonia after multiple assassination attempts against him and his family, Ligachev labels him a "traitor" to the Russian people looking to engage with "other ethno-nationalists".
@munash2025.bsky.social “Troops in a country does not violate the sovereignty of another country”: Gorbachev refuses to withdraw troops from a newly reunified Germany, denying UN Charter's assertion that such actions impede on national sovereignty.
CRISIS UPDATE: Ligachev wins a landslide election, Yeltsin fails to receive enough votes and Gorbachev votes for himself and loses the election.
UNHINGED: Gorbachev claims that “troops in a country do not violate the sovereignty of another country” and that Yeltsin is promoting “civil disobedience” following his flee to Estonia. Will these comments cost him the election?.
China’s requests for protections on freedom of expression and international digital access at the Human Rights Council opposes domestic reports of AI surveillance and tough online restrictions on journalists. docs.google.com/document/d/1...
The Times Article
China recognizes the importance of freedom of expression and international digital access despite domestic reports of AI surveillance on journalists and the ‘Great Fire Wall’. In a passionate speech...
docs.google.com
Crisis update: Yegor Ligachev has been elected as the new president of the USSR.
UNESCO update: Tensions rise between countries as dichotomous trajectories of policy-making divides the cabinet. The expansion of UNESCO atlas of indigenous knowledge could not find its anchor; one side advocating for IP protection while the other aims for accessibility, placed on opposite ends.
@munash2025.bsky.social “Nothing here is open except our empty pockets”: Yeltsin criticises Gorbachev's economic policies in heated presidential debate, noting the strife of the Soviet people under Perestroika.
@munash2025.bsky.social BREAKING: Ligachev secures decisive victory against Gorbachev and Yeltsin, becoming the second President of the USSR.
@munash2025.bsky.social France from #UNSC claims to be the 4th largest donor of humanitarian aid 🏨 As a result, he has drained his bank account and were forced to wear his primary school uniform to committee today. 👨🎓 What a humble gesture.
@munash2025.bsky.social "My vodka has been stolen" said Boris Yeltsin. In midst of the trauma of losing all his family, a subject to a crumbling state, and potential uprisings surrounding the region - Yeltsin seems to have his priorities set.
Did you miss me? It’s all happening in UNESCO today! Sudan condemns the British Museum and the Louvre for stealing artefacts. The Phillipines and Kenya nearly caught in a an ugly love triangle with France. Is all REALLY fair in peace and war? XOXO Gossip Girl
SKYNEWS EXCLUSIVE: Recent Poll conducted by the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union (CPSU) reveals a 99.9% public approval rating of Mikhail Gorbachev.
@munash2025.bsky.social A New Form of Imperialism? China has been running a sneaky initiative... 📝 www.canva.com/design/DAG0a...
