Why am I getting so many messages from people calling me Daddy? I get it's Father's Day but I think they've all got the wrong account... Hopefully they're having a good day though

Might've lost track of time but thanks for all the birthday wishes 🥳 This one was a real throwback for me (no offense Angler 😉)

«★yovi★» | vgen commissions open@yovillustar.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Inkopolis Pro Wrestling - Issue 24 Happy birthday to our favorite champ Rey Calamar!! The fixation's still going strong and I truly wouldn't be the same person without him 💪💜 #elreycalamar #maritimemayhem #krownofthornz #splatoon #splatoonoc #oc #art

There is no chance this would be easy for me. Angler would take any opportunity to mess with me and he KNOWS it >:/ @therealangler.bsky.social

«★yovi★» | vgen commissions open@yovillustar.bsky.social · 5mo ago

This is either gonna be really easy or really hard depending on how they're feeling atm @atlantickingtww.bsky.social @therealangler.bsky.social

I think it's about time I vacate my Middleweight title, so I'm giving it back to @therealangler.bsky.social today 😌

I have a bad habit of staying up the night before a TITLE MATCH... I swear the nerves always get to me 😔

Wait I thought this was meant to be a PRIVATE interview, how did this kid manage to leak it???

«★yovi★» | vgen commissions open@yovillustar.bsky.social · 8mo ago

New Year's Resolutions~★ The Kings and their honorary Prince have big plans for 2026 and beyond! #elreycalamar #krownofthornz #splatoon #splatoonoc #oc #ocart #art

I miss him already 😔

Angler@therealangler.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Retiring until next year. Goodbye my loyal fans 👋

Starting off the year by watching a cage match... Poor guy lost his mask in the end 🫢 I wonder if I'll have another match like that this year 🤔

I also stopped by the arena earlier today, and a group of fans were waiting to give me and the others handmade Christmas gifts! I'm forever grateful that they went out of their way to do this.. I hope I can find a way to repay all my fans 💜

Squidmas was really fun this year! ....aside from getting snowballs pelted at me by Cerulea and his teammates 😅 I'm no champ at snowball fights, that's for sure

I'm absolutely struggling to think of holiday gift ideas for my wife. help.....

Wahoo World hates that I can beat their strength game, so they banned me from coming for a week... I just wanted to win a prize for my wife!

Tonight's event was really good, and all the kids loved my cosplay for the match! So many of them were cosplaying me too, it's just adorable to watch heh Happy Splatoween everyone 💜💛🧡

Oh thank cod Team Ghosts didn't win,,,,

Halloween is just my favorite time of year cause I LOVE going all out with my costumes ...I do that either way when I'm at work but y'know what I mean 😅 (anyway you guys got any costume suggestions I could do with my wife?)

So I might've burned my hand while ironing my clothes... How have you guys been?

Hmm October's coming up and honestly, I dunno what I'm gonna wear for Splatoween... Any ideas? 🤔

Ayyy there's my little champ! I couldn't be more proud as his mentor, and I know he's gonna be something greater than me - he may as well already be! Happy birthday Máscarita! 🥳🎉

«★yovi★» | vgen commissions open@yovillustar.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Happy Birthday to everyone's favorite rising star, Máscara Cerulea💠 I'm so proud of how much he's grown this year,,, he quickly became a favorite OC alongside Rey Calamar and I can't wait to show his new team to the world! #krownofthornz #splatoon #splatoonoc #oc #ocsky #fanart

Been hearing a lot about a certain wrestling prodigy whose birthday is coming up in a week 😉 That said, anyone got any ideas on what I should get him? (Hopefully he doesn't see this)

HAHAHA GUESS WHO JUST GOT VIP TICKETS TO THE NEXT OFF THE HOOK CONCERT!!!!

Hey you! Yes you! If you're reading this, then I just wanna let you know that you're doing a good job. I'm proud of you for getting this far, even if you don't think it's much progress. You'll get through this and you've always got people by your side! 💜💛🧡

I'm so lucky that my job usually starts at night or afternoon I don't think I could ever wake up early enough AND have the energy to fight people 😅

I know stuff like this happens to me all the time but... A young fan came to me earlier, gave me a rose, and then asked for my hand in marriage????? I wouldn't be that surprised if they hadn't ALSO asked Cerulea's hand in marriage THE SECOND after they left Now we're both confused.

Some clever kid tried to get the jump on me and take my mask in the locker room, but ohoho - I always keep spares with me in case of emergency 😉 Anyway I don't know how that kid even got inside...

Kid... I think that's called a gambling addiction

Turfer!!!@dynamofriendo.bsky.social · last yr.

I’ve been using the shell-out machine pretty much ever since I got to Splatsville and it keeps giving me titles and cards but none of them are the ones I want?? I keep asking for the dynamo roller tags but I don’t think it listens to me, it just takes my money and gives me ability chunks…

Just overheard my kids arguing about chips with their friends No idea what this means for me...

DON'T BELIEVE THE SLANDER ABOUT ME, I'M STILL GOOD AT TURF WAR!!! I just had an off day, that's all... I'll come back better than before 😤

Ok..... So I really don't like Rainmaker 🫠

A question I get alot is "Hey Rey Calamar, how come you're never in Anarchy Battles?" 1. I don't play too often to keep my rank steady :P And 2. I'm terrible at pushing the objective... If I can even remember what the objective is when the mode changes every couple hours 😅

I'm gonna be honest, I didn't know which team to choose for Splatfest... I really like traveling, doesn't matter how I do it 😅