Malc Seventyfour
@malcseventyfour.bsky.social
I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Not lived in Britain for almost 25 years, but Jesus Christ guys, do you only have eleven different comedians or what?!
Lee Mack, Katherine Ryan, Harry Hill, Katherine Parkinson, Michelle de Swarte, Jon Richardson, Morgana Robinson and Josh Jones take part in Series 3 of Last One Laughing, with Richard Ayoade back and Roisin Conaty playing (and Mel Giedroyc as Jimmy's new deputy). www.comedy.co.uk/tv/news/8830...
Meanwhile, we go live to Scottish Football in Europe…
Dumpster Fire Disaster in Floodwaters
Alt: Dumpster Fire Disaster in Floodwaters.
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Not gonna lie, Trainspotting 3 is looking shit.
Really happy to be able to preserve these titles. Folks, if you have a collection of disks or tapes, do have a look through them to see if there’s anything that might need preserving. Hard to believe, but these sat on my shelf for 20 years before I realised how rare they were.
A lovely huge preservation update today! Thanks to @malcseventyfour.bsky.social, 15 previously unpreserved Commodore 64 educational titles from Grolier/Mindflight have now been recovered, including the long sought-after The Story of Miss Mouse and Rhyme Land. www.gamesthatwerent.com/2026/08/grol...
Hey @gamesthatwerent.com I have a few C64 educational titles by Grolier/Mindflight that I’ve managed to transfer to D64 files, including Miss Mouse. I thought you might be interested! There are 15 titles altogether, although I don’t know how many are already preserved. Cheers!
Okay, I just watched the Borderlands film on Netflix and… I didn’t hate it? I mean, it wasn’t great or anything. The casting was clearly atrocious, the plot was terrible, the CGI looked like it was done on an Atari Jaguar, but… It was perfectly watchable. 🤷♂️
Waiting for the first “Andy Burnham’s a wanker” at the darts…
Meanwhile, my cat currently has the same xG as Argentina…
Call Madge back for the extra time show!
Good Morning, Nosferatu
Alt: Good Morning, Nosferatu.
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I feel like a criminal who’s appealed his sentence and they’ve slapped on an extra ten years.
The only possible positive to Argentina winning this match is that it’ll definitely make Cristiano Ronaldo cry, which would be funny as fuck.
This is screaming “shitey, flukey 89th minute Argentina goal”, isn’t it?
What’s this about your nan being on TV with Samuel L Jackson and Craig Charles?
You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
Remember folks, if you think it’s bad to criticize a terrible person after they’ve died, you can always choose to criticize a terrible person after they’ve tried the world’s worst flying kick and then spent the next minute of their life lying on the ground feebly kicking their legs in the air.
Right, fuck off. That’s enough of that shit, thanks.
OMFG! *breathes into another paper bag*
Ooooh! A palletful of (Accelerated) Nexts!!!
I mean, let’s face it - I didn’t expect to wake up today, read a quote by Sepp fuckin’ Blatter and go “yeah, that man has a point”.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
NuCommodore having a Sinclair PC200 moment this early in their existence is comedy gold and I’m absolutely here for it.
With a retro look and T9 texting, the Commodore Callback 8020 smart flip phone taps into the nostalgic yearning for simpler days. It can run Spotify and Uber, but Instagram is blocked. www.wired.com/story/commod...
What the BBC actually means here is “It’s England vs Croatia tomorrow and we are so fucked.”
Goodness me. Being Scottish is not good for your blood pressure in more ways than one.
FIFA Advisors - “Look, just don’t be a total cockwomble, okay?!” Infantino - “Be a total cockwomble, got it!”
I love when you go on the Ancestry app and the first thing on the page is a quiz about one of your family members and today it asked me what my own birth date was and I feel like I’m 92, gumming rich tea biscuits in a care home somewhere. WHEN’S YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY YOU OLD TWAT?! Fuck off, Ancestry.
Congratulations to Hull City on their promotion to the Premier Lea… …Sadly, we’re hearing that it’s already mathematically impossible for Hull City to stay up next season.
Best of luck to Hearts today, in their Scottish Premiership title decider against the referees and VAR.