matt oak
@mattoak.bsky.social
Sounders, Arsenal, Pinball. Not always in that order. Seattle.
the only dudes worth a damn in society are made of baskets I have lubrication questions but 10/10 romance
matt oak@mattoak.bsky.social · yesterdaytonight's movie: WICKER this is gonna be so good cmon
tonight's movie: Wicker excited to see this one let's get horny on like wicker baskets idk
go brewers cuz they used to be the Seattle pilots and the mariners are intent on being the last one to win so everyone else win one asap
I would tell whoever gave me this to bet in poly market whether or not I'm gonna pay my tab get fucked
Jared Holt@jaredlholt.bsky.social · yesterdayFor fuck’s sake
pretty sick of my 4-a-day brain meds going up in cost every refill. i'm against it.
does this email that my Instagram got updated to a meta account mean I should delete Instagram cuz that sucks if so is tiktok better or worse than Instagram I can only stand one video share platform
6 in a row over 400m today absolutely flamethrowing. sometimes the pinball is good for no reason! still want to beat my 1.3b but it's on the way.
matt oak@mattoak.bsky.social · 2d agoomg Jurassic Park pinball I am crushing this thing today but need more. this dumb mode score but 580m total score is NOT A BILLION
omg Jurassic Park pinball I am crushing this thing today but need more. this dumb mode score but 580m total score is NOT A BILLION
nobody should fucking care nationalism is a disease stop playing the anthem take your pick
The Associated Press@apnews.com · 2d agoPresident Donald Trump accused LeBron James of disrespecting the United States after the NBA star appeared to continue his warmups while the national anthem was performed before Philadelphia’s season opener.
super healthy outlook on the diagnosis. not easy to keep the head space there.
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 2d agoSouthern coach Marshall Faulk revealed he has been diagnosed with Parkinson's disease
This year's Extra Life swag is arriving! only a couple weeks to get in on this raffle before game day! can tune in and donate during the marathon too of course. details in post linked, prize list is up!
matt oak@mattoak.bsky.social · 3w agoEXTRA LIFE TIME I am again fundraising for Extra Life and Seattle Children's Hospital with 24 hrs of gaming Nov 7-8. Every $10 gets into the MEGA RAFFLE, I have an amazing incentive homemade quilt you can enter to win, and if I reach goal, I'm donating MY HAIR. dd.extra-life.org/participants...
what the fuck why are these kit kats so fucking good you know how many stale tootsie rolls and bit o honey we had to eat and you got kit kats that taste like French toast I hate kids
greenwood gas line work continues, whole neighborhood smells like gas. please don't go boom again, greenwood.
it is absolutely terrifying how many completely drunk people I've watched drive by in the last 20 minutes
Ouija Shark (this is the name of a movie) 10/10 on mute at the bar
donate to my extra life or I'll snipe you like a little 1 inch alien with a nerf gun bsky.app/profile/matt...
matt oak@mattoak.bsky.social · 6d agobar story time. challenge was to shoot this little green alien off a pint glass from idk 15 feet with this dumb knock off nerf gun. I won.
bar story time. challenge was to shoot this little green alien off a pint glass from idk 15 feet with this dumb knock off nerf gun. I won.
