(shortly before wishing for the existence of caffeinated pasta) i am about to have this big plate of pasta
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Just saw The Odyssey. What a journey, eh? But Nolan really brought it home.
gurgling stomachs are so embarrassing. dude you're digesting so loudly
though a friend of mine says that he looks a little bit like Handsome Squidward and now I can’t unsee it
(harvey dent voice) you either fall asleep hungry, or you're awake long enough to see yourself become 72% wheat thins by volume
why don't gulls live by widow's bay? because then they'd be widow's bay gulls
Jelly Roll announces performing hiatus to 'heal' following divorce from Bunnie XO
Los Angeles Times@latimes.com · 16h agoJelly Roll announces performing hiatus to 'heal' following divorce from Bunnie XO
what don't we want? change! when don't we want it? always!
always curtains for zoosha, never let's hire an interior designer to weave a cohesive story for zoosha
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in 2016 i was bit by a radioactive spider that would place his apple watch on a charger plugged into nothing 👍
good news for folks on the cult membership waitlist
Bluesky@bsky.app · 23h agoUpdate: group chats can now host up to 100 members.
crouching is the standing of sitting
in the parts of the commonwealth they're called anticrustables
let’s start calling sweatpants, pajama pants, and any other non-constricting soft pants “boneless pants”
why do people keeping asking me this
Daniel Kilbride@dpkilbride.bsky.social · 2d agoAlso where does the butt start?
can't find premium content like this on threads i'll tell you that much
my drafts folder looking at my newly minted post "miso soup with tofu is just one bean soup"
