Haix being more than like £12 is a hate crime actually 😤
It’s Fritzney Bitch -> MIR
@fritz.dog
SexDog, Ott 🦦 , Drone #3789, hockey 🏒 📍 UK | 🔞
Huffing @rubberpupluca.bsky.social’s TNs whilst encased in rubber is my happy horny place 🫠😵💫
I lose so many hours to just watching the sheep out the back garden 🥺
AHHHH look how cute this dog is!!! Honestly this was such a fun time 🥺 miss ya boyo!
CtrlAltVers@ctrlaltvers.bsky.social · 2w agoFelt slightly nostalgic and wanted to post these amazing photos @fritz.dog took many moons ago post Covid. If a dog borks in the woods and nobodies around … did it really Bork?
I wish you all could see the shiteating grin on his face as he typed this out
The Drake is a Lie - /dreɪk/ 🔜 FWL Rubber@pup-drake.bsky.social · 2w agoKarens are the bratty subs of vanilla society, in this essay I will-
You down there, buy me a fursuit 🖕🤑😏 (Fully joking, but also like… buymeacoffee.com/fritzdotdog If you wanted… idk, just a thought, I’d look super cute 👀)
i've fully gone back to early twitter level shitposting and random thoughts, and i apologise to anyone who followed me expecting an ounce of seriousness xoxo Gossip Dog
okay hear me out... Given that 'salsa' just means sauce in Spanish, cheesy chips and gravy is technically a perfectly valid interpretation of an order of 'chips and salsa'
PSA: 'keep furry weird' also applies to things YOU find weird. This should not be a hot take
The airport I would have gone to if I didn’t have @fritz.dog taking charge of all of our travel arrangements… 👀 Thanks, hun! 😘
Can vouch for a lot of these, VERY good files and for very good boys 😏😵💫
HypHypHurray@hyphyphurray.bsky.social · 4w agoCurious about what I've got on offer? Here's all of the steamy hypno files on sale atm. Try a new kinky headspace today!
Say hello to me at Folsom!! Can be found in various outfits usually being silly 🤪
2 day week before Folsom and I already want to die I’m not sure anything is going to get done
oh... oh no... That'll teach me to google 'Shiny PVC tracksuit' I guess
Any recommendations for tattoo artists in the UK? preferably in the north west of England but happy to travel if it’s worth it. Mostly black line work, one kinky, and then one a bit cartoony 🥹 (pic for attention)
I’ve done three sets at the gym and I’m feeling BAD 🤪 need more motivation clearly
Me flogging my kink gear online again? Groundbreaking... Lots of Adidas Chile 62 Tracksuit listings on SecondSkin. Get it before Folsom! secondskin.co/en/fritzdotdog (pic for attn)
Look at this thing my friend did it’s cool as feck 🥹
The Drake is a Lie - /dreɪk/ 🔜 FWL Rubber@pup-drake.bsky.social · 2mo agoWould you let him join your party? He wants to go on an adventure! 🗡️✨ Had a fun time learning to render metal and armour. How did i do? #furryart #D&Dart #adventurer #ttrpgart #
Lil gift for @korensolust.bsky.social Farming simulator addiction is no joke. Many new farmers are ‘made’ every year Symptoms of addiction include: calloused hands, suspiciously good crop rotation, unhealthy appreciation for overalls and chronic barefooting
Strapped down and fed poppers, hypno and stimulation by @fritz.dog. It has no escape. It has no free will. It has no identity. Broken. Mindless. DUMB. #SqueakySaturday #Gimp
He's either going to break down the GREATEST heist plan ever devised, or correct you on some minor statement you made 2 minutes ago... There's no in-between An absolutely AMAZING piece, I'm so happy with it! 🎨: @manex57.bsky.social
