Johannah
@johannah.bsky.social
Multi-Genre, Midwest, GenX writer, who also is an office workin' careering, adjunct professor, avid papercrafter, boardgamer and mom. Find my work at --> thewritingtype.com
I am incredibly proud and honored to have earned my first skull from @havehashad.com. Thank you to Cletus Crow for curating my work! These office-related haikus are very close to my heart.
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fixer Heart Beats: A Musically Inspired Collection of Microfiction and Poetry (La Rotonde Review & Micromance Magazine) // October 1, 2026 I selected "Roll to Me" by Del Amitri as my inspiration song for this piece.
fixer
Heart Beats: A Musically Inspired Collection of Microfiction and Poetry (La Rotonde Review & Micromance Magazine) // October 1, 2026 I selected "Roll to Me" by Del Amitri as my inspiration song for this piece.
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Giving Birth to a Star The Cult Lit / The Rite // August 2026
Giving Birth to a Star
The Cult Lit / The Rite // August 2026
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Thanks to @major7mag.bsky.social for adding me to the mix 🎶
Major 7th Magazine@major7mag.bsky.social · 2mo ago"We Are One (Ole Ola)" by @johannah.bsky.social imagines a suburban housewife being besties with Pitbull, enjoying Arnold Palmers and gossiping about the press and IBS. (We never thought that Pitbull would end up on the M7 master playlist, but we. were. wrong.) www.major7mag.com/post/we-are-...
A Conspiracy of Blue Jays Tap Into Poetry #30 // July 28, 2026 This piece was inspired by my daughter and her love of fun science facts.
A Conspiracy of Blue Jays
Tap Into Poetry #30 // July 28, 2026 This piece was inspired by my daughter and her love of fun science facts.
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The Song of Spreadsheets BadLands Poetry // August 10, 2026
The Song of Spreadsheets
BadLands Poetry // August 10, 2026
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We are One (Ole Ola) Major 7th Magazine // July 26, 2026 This piece was inspired by Mr. Worldwide himself, Pitbull.
We are One (Ole Ola)
Major 7th Magazine // July 26, 2026 This piece was inspired by Mr. Worldwide himself, Pitbull.
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Meta Prompting (for Corporate Women Over 50) ionosphere (Amplicon Press) // July 2026
Meta Prompting (for Corporate Women Over 50)
ionosphere (Amplicon Press) // July 2026
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Today's story is "Dry Docked" by Johannah Simon. @johannah.bsky.social #ratbag #ratbaglit #litmag #literarymagazine #drabble #drabbles #StrangeDearJohn
Dry Docked
By Johannah Simon
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We Call it Tough Love Loser vol. 1 // July 2026
We Call it Tough Love
Loser vol. 1 // July 2026
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question…. DeadBeat vol. 1 // July 11, 2026
question….
DeadBeat vol. 1 // July 11, 2026
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mounted Velvet Grey // July 6, 2026 image by m.e. gamlem (EIC, Velvet Grey)
mounted
Velvet Grey // July 6, 2026 image by m.e. gamlem (EIC, Velvet Grey)
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In Defense of a Straight Line Some Words // July 1, 2026
In Defense of a Straight Line
Some Words // July 1, 2026
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What I’m Really Selling The Ekphrastic Review // June 19, 2026 Vincenzo Campi, The Ricotta Eaters (1585)
What I’m Really Selling
The Ekphrastic Review // June 19, 2026 Vincenzo Campi, The Ricotta Eaters (1585)
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La Toilette Three Panel Press // June 7, 2026 Fernando Botero, La Toilette Interview with 3PP // May 13, 2026
La Toilette
Three Panel Press // June 7, 2026 Fernando Botero, La Toilette Interview with 3PP // May 13, 2026
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Hold on Moonflake Press // June 6, 2026 My baby at 3 months... My baby now...
Hold on
Moonflake Press // June 6, 2026 My baby at 3 months... My baby now...
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A Wife’s Epiphany The Itch Lit // June 7, 2026
A Wife’s Epiphany
The Itch Lit // June 7, 2026
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The Obligation Paragraph Planet // June 7, 2026
The Obligation
Paragraph Planet // June 7, 2026
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It Gets Better With Age Mythic Picnic (Micro Mayhem v6) // May 15, 2026 It Gets Better With Age
It Gets Better With Age
Mythic Picnic (Micro Mayhem v6) // May 15, 2026 It Gets Better With Age
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There, I Said It REDAMANCY // May, 2026 There, I Said It
There, I Said It
REDAMANCY // May, 2026 There, I Said It
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