shredberg

@shredberg.bsky.social

Sacramento Kings enjoyer. Speedrunner of indie and Nintendo games. Previously the world's youngest person. Contact: z.shredberg@gmail.com

The people in the NBA media saying things like "The Kings are in the worst shape of any team in the league" (like Bill Simmons and Zach Lowe) are so annoying because it's very obviously untrue. The smart analysts are instead asking how the Kings are going to mess Acuff up

Speedrunners just found an amazing new speedrun strat for Ocarina of Time Remake where if you close the game during Kokiri Forest, open Balatro, and play an unseeded Plasma Deck run you'll end up having more fun

I know you all are going to completely agree with me, but here are my mainline Zelda rankings BotW > LttP > TotK > OOTR > Skyward > TP > Minish Cap > Between Worlds > LA Remake > WW > LA(Dx) > Oracle ofs > OOT > Phantom Hourglass > Z1 > Spirit Tracks > MM > Z2

I'm already so normalized to Acuff playing fantastic that I straight up thought "kinda a quiet first half for him" before I actually checked his stats 2027 ROTY

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At first the idea of eating 4 entire onions by itself in one sitting at first seems grotesque. But if they're carmelized I not only could easily do it but I'd be happy about it

Some Gamers will look at their gaming backlog and the dozens of well made games that come out on a weekly basis but will choose play a game released by a fast food company trying to get viral marketing instead

Just 2 years ago I thought it was a bad idea for AOC to run for President as she would be better served as a NY Senator. But each passing day it is becoming increasingly clear there is not even close to a better candidate than her. We need AOC to run in 2028

The meme that "the Kings cant develop their young players" is just not correct this decade. They have had a ton of great success stories and a bunch of hits both from their lottery picks and from 2nd rounders and undrafted players. The Kings have just had horrible, league worst asset management