Xenoblade Chronicles, I would love you on any console

Gamers, the dream is real I WILL be doing a Super Meat Boy 106% deathless attempt/low death run LIVE from PAX West on Friday September 4th LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

Games Done Quick@gamesdonequick.com · 10h ago

Our #PAXWest schedule is officially here!!!! Get ready for 4 days of speedruns in the PNW! 🌲 *Runners, check your emails for additional information https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/68

So much of my feed is big gamers talking about how much fun Big Walk is. Yall sound like my dog 🤦‍♂️

Morally, I dont think I can buy games published by EA anymore. Which is going to be really easy because I dont remember the last time I bought an EA game

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · yesterday

EA Announces Completion of Acquisition by PIF, Silver Lake, and Affinity Partners www.ea.com/news/ea-anno...

I have been wondering how Eli Roth somehow got money to make another movie, despite him having made 0 good movies and a ton of the worst movies you can ever see in his entire multi decade career, but him pitching a movie with AI sequences makes perfect sense now.

Every Film Now@everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 2d ago

Eli Roth's 'ICE CREAM MAN' features AI-generated sequences. #IceCreamMan #EliRoth

Have to do a drug test this morning (for a new job) and now I gotta worry if someone injected me with a detectable substance in my sleep which causes me to fail...

The most unbelievable and jarring part of Spider Man: Brand New Day is omega dork Ned has discord but is only in like 3 servers. Like okay...

We need to stop saying "this is just like 1984" when the government does something bad and start saying "this is like in the spongebob movie when Plankton activated those Chum Bucket helmets to have full control over all the citizens of bikini bottom"

They should invent a large Coke Zero that doesn't make you have to pee halfway through a movie

Back in the day Noovie meant to mean something. We'd get fun interviews from Maria Menounos and others. A lot more trivia. Now it's just ads. We used to be a proper country....

Now seated for The Odyssey in 70mm IMAX at the Esquire IMAX in Sacramento, California

@marxcie.kaizo.gay and I were discussing food and she said: “I’m nervous about fresh food, I know it’s just the shredberg lettuce, but…” so everyone be on the lookout and don’t eat any @shredberg.bsky.social

Saw this image and all I can think of is "why in the world would anyone choose any other option but C?" C has most of the great culinary areas of the world. You have known great cuisines from China, Japan, India, Mexico, Los Angeles, Sacramento, Greece, etc.

Got a job offer just now and it pays pretty well and it's much closer to my house than almost anywhere Ive ever worked but they didnt list their "bluesky posting at work policy" so idk if I can follow through with it

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Taco Bell added $3 steak burritos to their cravings menu, and ever since the fans have been screaming, storming my DMs, threatening me to review it. So here's my take on the Melty Pepper Jack Steak Burrito

This is just more proof of how user scores just are not very useful to use. If you play Splatoon Raiders, yeah it's an amazing game. But the 7th best game of all time? Come on. It's at least top 5.

VGC@videogameschronicle.com · last wk.

Splatoon Raiders is currently the 7th greatest game of all time on Metacritic, according to User Score. While not necessarily a true indicator of quality, the results at least show a dedicated following. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/splatoo...

I have no idea how new it actually is but it was my first time seeing the BRAND NEW Coke Zero Cherry Float flavor so you KNOW I had to try it and give my thoughts

Nael's time has come

Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.

Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now

What is it about Oppenheimer and The Odyssey that has made it to where most online critique of it is summed up with "well it sounds like you just wanted a different movie than what was made"? Is this a Nolan thing or what's going on exactly?

Yoshi and the Mysterious Book being only at an 80 is proof of the rampant literacy crisis we have going on right now If it was "Yoshi and the Mysterious Short Form Video" I bet it'd be at a 99

eStarland@estarland.bsky.social · last wk.

The Top 10 User-Rated Switch 2 Exclusives! ✨

Forgot my earbuds at home and now I'm rawdogging work with no music, no podcasts, no background Twitch streams. It's so over

There's a Super Meat Boy any% tournament starting right now! The winner gets 8 million US dollars or something like that I think. Being streamed here: www.twitch.tv/drzytho

DrZytho - Live on Twitch

Any% Tournament | Streaming super meat boy.

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Just finished Dungeon Crawler Carl. It was ok. Definitely not bad but not really my thing. The humor is very hit or miss. Felt like the book just kinda ended without any plot resolution whatsoever. Also unsure if the book has literally anything it's trying to say. I'll for sure read the 2nd book.

Enshitification really has taken over the Twitch scam bots. They used to tell you that you could buy "the best viewers" at their link but now they're saying you can buy "AI viewers." Nothing is safe

Alright, now that Lebron chose a team we can get to the REAL big move of the offseason that the people actually care about: Jalen Duren to YOUR Sacramento Kings

Lebron missed playing with Anthony Davis so bad that he went to the team that gave him the best chance to have their star center in street clothes as much as possible

This is what happens when you let your NBA 2k franchise simulate itself for too long

Shams Charania Tweets@shamsbot.bsky.social · 2w ago

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

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