Who would win, racist chud Nathan Cofnas or one 40 year old woman?
Evan McLaren, Ayatollah of Japan 🇯🇵@evanmclaren.bsky.social · yesterdayGuys whose whole thing is obsessing relentlessly over the righteousness of patriarchy and aLpHa masculinity are flexing and high-fiving over ... a one-rep deadlift max of 315lbs/143kgs.
Just beat my deadlift PR by 20 lbs, RPE 7 but a concerning pec tightness. Contemplating.........
I often feel guilty for being the luckiest person on earth and my friends are like eleanor, you don't make enough money to pay the rent, your abusive parents are dying in a stressful way, your beloved cat has kidney disease, your country has declared war on you... Yes but don't you see: I'm in love
The last night of my visit, my dad pulls me out back to show me hundreds of wooden slats and dowels. I humor his stick austism but as he describes the sticks it gradually becomes clear he is asking which sticks I want to take home. To him, it's self evident why I would want these. I am trapped
My parents are a kind of Lovecraftian horror to me, if instead of a squid guy or whatever it was just two old people who create situations that are so stupid that the mind recoils from even trying to grasp what's happening
Staying in a cheap hotel to visit my parents and it felt really familiar until I realized that I'd been in this hotel for a touring band after party maybe 22 years ago. "Oh wow this might be the very same room a creepy older guy first tried to talk me into doing a line of coke in! ”
There's nothing quite like the simple joy of doing something a stupid way on purpose and watching your loved one make a face like >:0
My back muscles are getting a little more defined as of late. I took a photo to show that off. Don't look at anything else in this photo, that stuff isn't important.
New runner up: indeterminately gendered full fringe black leather cowboy on a Vespa knock-off
Eleanor from outside@theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · last mo.I really love the secret little salute motorcyclists give each other when they pass. When I ride, I throw it out at pretty much anybody on two wheels who doesn't look like a chud just to see who returns it. The funniest so far is an ancient Asian woman on a 90s Honda scooter
I've always felt out of touch because when the Lord of the Rings movies came out, everyone loved them but I, a pretentious book reader, was disappointed. Now I've reread the books and I'm watching the movies and I'm happy to report I no longer feel that guilt: these movies are corny as fuck
I've been out ~7 years now and I've never experienced any interpersonal transphobia of any real consequence. I know this isn't universal but it's also not a universal trans experience to be constantly treated badly by cis people & it's important for questioning people to know it doesn't always suck
My back muscles are getting a little more defined as of late. I took a photo to show that off. Don't look at anything else in this photo, that stuff isn't important.
You really can't unsee it after realizing that the version of ideal manhood promoted by the right is a child that never grows up and keeps getting whatever he wants forever. We have to start being way more condescending about this stuff as a society
michael lutz@ztul.bsky.social · last wk.I know it's grim but if we're gonna get through this we're all gonna have to take a deep breath and decide to be the grownups again
partner came home to find me yamcha death posed due to vaccine booster side effects and wordlessly began dry humping me
You're gonna cut ME off? Well check this out, buddy [I slam a big red dashboard button, instantly cementing my place in history as "tesla overpass fireball idiot"]
Amber DaSilva@ambericaoffline.beauty · last wk.demo 2, jump
AI is conscious AND it is my girlfriend AND it is my slave. A perfect scenario for me, a normal person. Not gonna think too deeply about this. Now do all other living human people deserve the level of investment devoted to my Tamogotchi slave girlfriend? Not so fast.
S/O to the middle aged normie guy at the gym with a water bottle sticker that says "you're a bad bitch and you can do hard things"
A lot of the results from this last cycle of training have been subtle, except now you can see my triceps from the front
Years of puppygirl propaganda slowly convincing me that I like dogs, undone by a half a week of pet sitting. Bro stop barking you're killing the vibe
My vocal stim lately has just been an endless stream of star wars type names. Bilto Tang. Gunge Bimglider. Fraxon Pleem. Bunn Starjail. Deflo Tween. Yeez Nupps. Wanno Yont. Gruppa. Teebus Neepknighter. Orthon Plaq. Tedh Danzon. Milko Chope. Weenik. Morlenk Garf. Chizz Burgar. Opulan Beep. Myke Ditka
Triumph Speed 400 pros: - 0 to 90 in about 2 city blocks - Carries two lesbians without complaint - Much better built than the rest of its price class - People are constantly stopping to ask about it, "beautiful bike" Cons: - Engine hums at exact "kill on sight" activation frequency for dogs
Ugh I really like how I look in the mirror these days but hate most cameraphone pictures, so I've been trying to find some time to set up my real camera. Got everything set up, checked the results: I look much worse and also 100 years old.
I've been in some good relationships but I gotta say I think the best kind of lover to have is one you're completely obsessed with and they're completely obsessed with you and you spend all day every day pressing your faces together going oh my god oh my god oh my god it's you it's you hooray hooray
Bro you cannot pull one of the benches people are waiting for at the gym up next to a different machine so you have a place to set your water bottle (there's already THE FLOOR)
