Portland has the worst air quality of any city in da world today! We're #1!

As a person who is notably "from outside", this smog is killing me. It's my day off! What do people even do indoors

We both recognize that in the long term independence is healthy for people in relationships, but in the short term it's been pretty incredible to have spent the last 9 months getting so close that everything that feels like it might separate us has dissolved and we've become like a single entity

It's particularly dystopian how the only upside of this apocalyptic miasma that's currently choking Portland - namely, the beautiful orange glow it soaks everything in at sunset - is automatically algorithmically filtered out of photos taken with phones produced by companies responsible for the smog

Partner was telling me about a dream they had where F1 replaced the sprint races with a segment called H1 where the drivers raced horses around the track

Thinking about adopting an online name that's different from my real life name but the one I'm drawn to is cooler and funnier than my real life name, which poses a certain danger in the long term

alt take

Y'all are not gonna believe how close I just got to making a protein shake with miralax instead of protein powder

I'm so happy to be in love. It's really fun. And I feel safe and cared for. When I get in bed a lil guy wiggles over and puts their head on my chest, even if they were asleep. Doesn't get any better than that

You should definitely be able to mute reposts for particular users on here but also you should be able to mute interactions pairwise. Like yea love yr posts but y'all need to get a room

Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.

What's up bluesky

Trying out a new coaching technique where I have @deathcarpets.sisc.one do a hard exercise and then I do the same thing with slightly more weight and she goes >:0 and fuckin maxes out on the next set

You guys ever have something so precious come into your life that the fear of losing it starts to drive you mad

I'm living proof that through a steady regimine of single legged squats and stair climbing, you too can give yourself sacroiliac joint pain

Does Palm Siberia still have her Hunter's license from.... before? Second question, can chimera ants vote

When I figure out how to consistently take pictures that make my ass look as good as it does in the mirror, it's over for you hoes

THEY'VE BEEN FOUND, THEY'RE SAFE, THANK YOU EVERYONE

My attempts to nickname my partner Paige and their responses P dog: "no dog stuff" P body: "diminutive" P diddy: "c'mon" P shooter: "let's move away from P" Paiger: "hardly a nickname" Beeper: "you already call the cat that" Cookiepuss: "I'm revoking your nickname privileges"

I tend to respond to emergency situations by locking in with muted emotions and just doing whatever seems most necessary. Really works best for emergencies that are like 2-3 hours long. This multi-day situation with no clear endpoint or course of action is making it hard to know when to power down

It's good to date someone where if you see each other after being separated for any length of time, you both go "IT'S YOU!!! 🤩", smash into each other and make out

Jeff Nippard is definitely cis but he's extremely trans masc coded

Looking at each other and smiling is a top tier hobby for couples, y'all should try looking at each other and smiling a lot

Riding around two up on a motorcycle and putting up missing person posters feels weirdly like a hong kong new wave movie type activity

TIL milk is in some ways more hydrating than water, and causes a lot of fluid retention. Which based on my milk consumption (HIGH) makes some sense out of how much I've struggled to maintain a six pack

Accidentally got into armpits and now whenever my partner wears a tank top in public I feel totally scandalized, like I'm seeing something I shouldn't