♎️ ✨ auntie illy ✨♎️

@auntie-illy.blacksky.app

Libra season. SOTL, whisk(e)y sister, mezcal mami, scuba diver, tea snob, and apple cider doughnut aficionado. I have been social on the internet for 30 years. YMMV.

Actors are 64 and 61. Guys… have you ever been to Jazz in the Park? A Charlie Wilson concert? I know SM has given us outliers, and a lot of filters, but this is what people look like at their ages.

Jasmine Guy is also older than the Whitley character to begin with. The entire OG cast looks OLD because they are OLD. "A Different World" first came out FORTY (40) years ago. "Well my momma/grandma don't look like that!" Is your mother only 15 years older than you? Cuz otherwise momma is old too

The high tide at midnight tonight is gonna be the most intense of the storm. It’s a full moon and the peak of the wind should be right around then. Idk if I’m gonna go out again but we’ll see.

I absolutely hate how society has changed what simpin means. When I was a kid it meant letting a woman take advantage of you knowing you'll never receive the romance you desire. I feel like now it's just making fun of dudes that enjoy romancing women. If I'm wrong correct me, CORRECTLY

We had 2 job openings. 800 applicants, 60 people chosen for interviews because of references. They were asked 2 math questions: “If your order has 240 pieces and you have 198 on your cart, how many more pieces do you need?” & “ an order has 36 pieces. 12 are in a box, how many boxes do you need?”

I did a career fair once and asked the candidate why she was interested in our company. Mind you we were scheduling & conducting interviews on the spot. She said “excuse me but I ask you the questions, you don’t get to ask me questions.” WHAT?!?!?!!

letithappenalreadymama@pnutsmama.bsky.social · yesterday

we once had an interviewee tell us that their last employer allowed them to sleep at night in between the rows of carrots i will swear this in an affidavit i am not in any way making that up

If you think white frat behavior is comparable to an HBCU dress code, block me back, bec why is the basis of comparison hazing and illegal activity? The school said “hey no pajamas in the classroom” and the response is “white boys sold coke and smeared shit on each other so what’s the prob?”