Colin From Accounts…….who knew. 15 minutes in and you realise you’ve come across a banger.

Nadine is pissed again asking us to disbelieve the evidence of our eyes and ears.

Substitute “amazed” for incredulous, disbelieving, jealous, dumbfounded and you’ll sort of be there. Then insert the phrase “how the fuck did you manage that “.

Gerry@atw1062.bsky.social · 2w ago

@robintheship.bsky.social was amazed at my NHS test results yesterday especially my liver I’m normal on everything except bmi ( fat bastard) Superior genes mate

When did flavoursome drop out of the English language to be replaced by flavourful?……..urghhh.

I can still taste my pie dinner from last night……it was bloody magnificent.

This information broadcast is from Gerry, the prolific meat eater. Other butchers are available.

Gerry@atw1062.bsky.social · last mo.

Only got two proper butchers in Wallasey these days Went to Owen and Sons earlier for £10 of chipolata sausages I’m having some for me tea tonight then the rest is for the lads working on the house tomorrow Beresford’s butchers is also fuckin superb that’swere I get me bacon from

When riding your mobility scooter home from its first trip to Liverpool, be sure to fully disengage the handbrake so you don’t think it’s fucked.

Holy kerplunk……..I made it to Liverpool on my mobility scooter for the first time. So people couldn’t get on the train. Not my fault.

Thought I’d bought a small pack of about 10 ffs.

Proud…….

Oh no………what have you done Ted.

Miming twats.

This nauseating shite.

National Anthem and they aren’t even playing…….the dickheads.

Scaffolding going up on the house at the back of us. Must have heard the word “lad” 6000 times.

Tax, death and a loss in the semis…….only sure things in life.

Am I missing something, was Digne meant to have eyes in the back of his head.

If TOTP is anything to go by…….2000 is a terrible year.

Why is Madison Square Garden round……..stupid Americans.

And this is why I don’t watch England.

If you worked in the media and your boss said “Go and find me a Brexit supporter to interview” then you know you’re going to have to talk to a whopper that day.

Flip Flops…….never again you evil flappy bastards.

No riots over those child murdering cunts I see.

Bunch of foxes playing in the garden. They’re not arsed at all.

Just had Italian Salami, Olives, Feta cheese and cracked pepper biscuits for tea……je suis Mediterranean.

Yurrrssssss……

@atw1062.bsky.social Bacon and cheese bap done on the George mate……..living the dream.

My world may be over. I think I’ve gone off chippy food. 3 weeks, 3 different dishes……all binned. My taste buds have changed.

It’s May……so I now have Ralph staring at me from the kitchen calendar. @harrymcnally.bsky.social

I’m astonished that every news agency reporting on the rise of anti Semitic attacks doesn’t ask the question “why”? I’m sure the answers are complex and many, but surely it’s a question worth asking.