I has juss decidey that i am going tonake a lait ob perfect kittehs. This pole make me realize that all dah cattes i know am perfect in dey own speshul wey. i tink i do too or tree a day. Find a grate picchure ob dey. say some nice werd. Wen i start please help me make shoor i get ebrryone.
I iz going to lern too make da mistur beest face so i am nomburr one influensurr next year. Lotta praktiss needed!
Well i gonna com kleen. I voted in da blu skie thingy urlier . It only let me hab 10 votes and i luv so manny ob mine frens. I picked my moste recent inerakshuns minus hoomans. If i had to make reall choyce ob bess cattes i wood hab thrown up in da bed. To mush pressure! atill a good list!
Dade rememberds dis from show call Unbrekabble Kimmy Shamitt. He say dis am me. Is he mokking the me?
Dade also wented to the groshurry store and him bringed me home a bisk for sla snakkie. This why Dade is my dade and naybors are not! Also i eated it in front ob teevee. I muss be entirtayning!
I see dat da naybors hab been groshurry shopping. Dey get nothing for the me. Rood!
No skwirrell shall go not noticed todai! #hedgewatchfortrubbs
I yoozually only lay up hear to look out da window for mine #hedgewatch but mine crepuscular tomfoolry wore me out. I juss take nappy here instedd. Feal free to emjoy sum beens!
It so eepy wirk be a Doctor to my hooman! Nappy time fir Taako!!
Okey, soo i has Dade in bed wachin Brakey Badde. We almoss dun this show. Also almoss dun watchin Frinche. Whut shood the we watch nexx?
Dade say I is a sweet littol bboy. He muss be deleerious feom him tumby ache. I is a big strong ruff tumble manne!
Dade come home early from werk cuz he am feel sickley. Dr Taako am on dooty! Tell da me where it hertz!
Nite nite frens. I gonna dream a bowt all of yoo goode kittehs An us habbin fun avenchures toogedder!
The deep depreshun wen da blu skye is down for hours and yoo not no how yoo kitteh frens are doin!
Takin a nappy while Dade reed a book. A calm start to da week enn.
Dade is home a I got strate to cuddlin! At the enn i get up to make biskits but Dade stoo vidjo cuz him not like bein on camara.
Always put sum ob yoo smells an furs on you human when dey leeb for werk. I v v impotent!
Dade am homb fromm worky. We have had dindin. I got a littol pease ob ham stake an our room mate gabe me a pease ob watter melon Dat i kronched! Now we watch Frinch. Bunt i a littol eepy froom da eggzitemeant.
We watchin da Brakin Bads before bed. Dade prefer Betters call da Saul. But we wachin dem all strait tru!
( well i have made the mistake in engaging “ centrist “ on their crap using my cats account. This should be fun. It could be like the old site when I got blocked by Travis Tritt using dozens of burner accounts and got 200k maniacs mad at me… but with my cat!)
This was the me doin mine urly morning hedgewatch ( parking lot type). There were too diffarant peeple walking they dougs. the dougs barked at each other.! inch arresting!
Last song by owr top 5 music peeples is v v diffrent. some ob dey music scare the me me but we play one that is not scary! It a song abobou someone wit powers like me! m.youtube.com/watch?v=hPxq...
Mastodon - The Last Baron [Official Visualizer]
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Number 4 on out list ob favrit bands is one datee not shoor any one knows at all. Dis am The Long winters ( good band eben tho winter suks) wit song called Hindsight m.youtube.com/watch?v=hn06...
Hindsight
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Nomner tree on our fine favrit bands we menshun dis song erliyer so her am frightened rabbit song ‘state hospital“ m.youtube.com/watch?v=I6ej...
Frightened Rabbit - State Hospital (Live on KEXP)
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Here is the song my big siss was name after. It band nomber 2 Da Hold Steddy! m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ttt...
How a Resurrection Really Feels
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We is gonna share some musik. I only boe the songs dade plays. I don’t think we gonna start a party like dj shadow @jolo729.bsky.social But dis what we like. So here one song eech from owr top fibe bands. star tin wit Da Mountain Goats( sounds delishus) m.youtube.com/watch?v=DQTv...
Cry for Judas
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The Week En is hear. No werk fir dade this time! let the cuddlin bee gin!
I wood say dat sum won should help he… but we all noe that will lead to unintenshunall blud!
Look at the footage @ozzieblackcat.bsky.social got of me firss gayning my superb powers. special thanks to dade’s speshul Occassion scotch!