Why does it feel worse today than yesterday

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi, I’m my ex boyfriend

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Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hieeeee im a Propane tank shard💜💜💜

My little cats are thoroughly fed up today

When a Netflix plot becomes life

My neighbours tree has grown into a large butt plug.

Nerd

Sitting on bed again as nothing on TV ever

Why do I feel like I’ve grown a new chin immediately after a curry

He thinks the bird watching is particularly good tonight for some reason

Nerd

How am I meant to work with this behind me

Eating wine and drinking peanuts

I’m always naked by this time of night. Who wouldn’t be?

“Prolonged dry weather” is the name of my sex tape.

Bunk beds

I’ve had a bob for so long it’s trendy again

Fuck shops that don’t give us pockets.

In case you need to catch up

My shadow

Bloke on dating site referred to himself as a gentleman and said he wanted a lady, so I stopped myself saying I am a total slag. But only by the skin of my teeth.

If you ever see me posting that I am having a week of well being, call the police, I’ve been kidnapped.

A lot of people find work really stressful, don’t they? This is normal?

I feel like I’ve interrupted them

All Cher needed to do was get on Le Shuttle from France to England, and she’d have achieved her dreams.

Gwyneth Paltrow says don’t put these inside your vagina

Surely they’d melt

Marche

Filth

We’re 100 miles away from Bordeaux but the smoke is everywhere 💔

Fraaaance