FREEEEEEEEEE MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HH HHHHUSSSSSSSSSSSSSBANDDDDDDDDDDD
In Memory of Didi Pickles
@didipickles.bsky.social
i died from being good at apples.
![Newspaper: The Daily Pickle
Title: DIDI PICKLES DEAD FROM BEING TOO THICC AND TOO GOOD AT POSTING
[picture of didi pickles, with Xs on her eyes to indicate deadness]
Body: Today, at 4:24pm PST, Didi Pickles was pronounced dead in her California home. She was found by her 2 or three children- I can never remember how many- but it was crazy. She was thicc as zoo glass and smoked a bunch of crack rocks and died after posting 9,999 times. Each time was better than the last, according to several sources who I forgot their names. Probably Doug.
Anyway, Didi Pickles is dead as fuck and is never ever coming back. Haters rejoice! Thanks to all the haters she will never get 1000 followers now or even EVER again.
She is survived by her husband Stew Pickles and son and a bunch of other babies I guess. It kinda doesn't matter as none of you are gonna read this far. Squirt is just pee and I can prove it with asparagus. I have data on this and hey what the fuck? Am I some old dudes butt hole? How am I writing this? No seriously what the fuck](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jlmye4zikb6xf6yw42sdni5s/bafkreiap5kpm2cfycpgr75okcegubcgwtqy2t42lonvfdzpf6dyhdlg7ye)
i have this feeling of being in a hotel, packing my stuff back into my bags to go home from a long work trip i checked the bathroom a few times, closet hangers are all empty got my keys, got my phone, got my chargers i'm ready to go!
Sorry this account didnt measure up. I'm about to do WAY worse
my son hath passed out in a pile of blankets on the floor, wearing his little bumblebee cape my wife doth nap in the other room mine doggo sleppe with wiffe haus ist qvet
im gonna run for city council and my platform is gonna be "inject all middleschoolers with parasitic wasp eggs"
in my final moments on this account i just wanna say that my wife has the softest legs and banginest tiddies i have ever seen
i literally cannot stop writing songs in 7/4
i got go high last night that i had to eat some black pepper about it, really uncomfortable
yeah anyway its weird that democrats keep getting their shit kicked in, really really strange that "im glad your kids died bc of how you voted" isnt resonating probably you should do a few hundred focus groups about it at brunch
anyone wanna come over and watch 3am QVC programs with us
tng episode just now "sir theres a pristine acre and a house on this obliterated planet" bev: "its an illusion" every single cast member, one after another: "no thats not it" (it was an illusion)
libs be gettin scratched again i see
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