I would love it if Fire Emblem can go back to the designs in Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn where armor was minimally sexy (therefore making it MUCH sexier) Like I get it! Cleavage is great! But sometimes just a lil skin or being an utter badass is better

Facebook Marketplace is bonkers

We are moving this weekend and the landlord swung by today to check out the place for damage, and instead of billing us for any of the nail holes, he handed my 6 month old baby a $20 bill for "ice cream when he's old enough" ?????? Why can't all landlords be like this?????

I understand not wanting children and being childfree (believe me, I lived 34 years without kids!) but if you actively make spaces hostile for my baby boy I WILL make it a problem he literally just started living and has no idea what anything is???? Don't bang on the wall because he's crying???

The Kombat really was Mortal, after all... (This is outside my apartment now and I'm resisting the urge)

What it feels like to be in Boston right now:

Parenthood is just getting beat up constantly (pictured here with my baby grabbing a fistful of my cheek)

Jurassic Park is my absolute favorite movie of all time and I'm absolutely devastated by this news

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God, fuck, this one really hurts. RIP Sam Neill. The face that shepherded every '90s kid into the moment we saw dinosaurs roam the earth.

oh my god it’s done at last, I’ve been drawing this intermittently since baby was like 2 months old lmao please enjoy the fruit of my Pokélabor!

Does anyone have any recommendations for sound proofing an apartment? I will be moving in August and my new place is nice but REALLY echo-y.

I'm sorry but this is such a meme-ish way of presenting this opinion piece lmao

My baby for the past month: 😀 My baby for the first 4 months of life: 😡

Hey everyone! I'm moving!!!! Moving costs way too much money and I haven't been paid a full paycheck since January because of maternity leave, and so I'm opening up simple full-body commissions for $75-$100. And if you just want to donate, my Venmo is @ dominoblox. Thank you all 😩💞

My dad called my baby "translucently white" and I'm afraid that it must be true when I see this picture of them together RIP to my indigenous genes

Okay these baby books today are pretty cool

If it wasn't clear by my son being named Finn, I really like Adventure Time. I think it's a triumph of capturing feelings of unease about the future while being whimsical, philosophical, and horrifying at the same time. It's just...great! 😩

Adventure Time: Finn The Human with Long Hair

ALT: Adventure Time: Finn The Human with Long Hair

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I've been using the Merlin app to identify bird calls and it feels like playing Pokémon Go

I just found out this bird exists and it's the orbiest borb I've ever behorb'd

My grandma left me a message 11 years ago today and I needed to hear it more than anything

My son's eyes are the prettiest blue and I hope they stay like this!!

I’m drawing a thing 👉👈🫣

I don't even drive and I had to do a double take at these prices

Me dressing for the summer and forgetting that I have two new friends

Am I excited for the Ocarina remake? You bet your rupees. Will I be able to enjoy it when my child is older and hopefully less needy? God I hope so

Throwback to when I was cute and not drowning in dirty diapers 😭

You'd think that with better technology, we'd have higher quality baby equipment but instead I've got a baby swing that makes music that can only be described as "Harvest Moon 64 soundfont but worse somehow"

I will never emotionally recover from this

Do you ever think about how terrible is must be to be a centaur who's dropped something on the ground? It'd be gone forever

I have a coworker who combined his last name with his wife's last name LITERALLY instead of just hyphenating it and I think we ought to do that more Like Sherlock and Hemsworth combined? Hemlock or Sherworth.

I was super worried about a dark spot on one of my freckles for the last few weeks and then it just....fell off this afternoon so that's a new one for me