Digitalpotato

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"Can you work overtime?" "Sure, what's the pay?" "Well, it's really hard to get overtime pay sorted out, but well, it'll at least look good on performance review." "No thank you. I accept payment for overtime in money." "But the experience is valuable "Utilities don't accept 'experience' as payment"

How to write an "Enemies to lovers" romance: "I hate you. You are an asshole." "And yet you let me live with you rent free, and not just in your head. Anyway, I need you to do this thing." "NUH UH. NO WAY. I am never going to do that. Okay I'll do it. I hate you, btw."

"Oh wow. With a text parser I can speak to the characters about so much more than other video game dialogue systems!" *They all just give the same responses verbatim or just say "I don't know" about every thing* ...Huh...

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