DilfPickle
@dilfpickle.bsky.social
🔞 Amateur porn account for horny gay beefy shortstack dad. Personality questionable, but that dick though. Hobbies include being a dork, flirting with dudes who live too far away to bang. 🐻🦫🤓🍆 @DilfMorning on Twitter
Needs to be one of those obscure Swedish words specifically for when you're having a stressful day and you just need your friends to send you their fuck vids to clear your head.
Foreskin Retracted Reveal Friday #frrf For anyone who was curious
Woke up at 6 am and had to slap the shit out of my sausage to get back to sleep.
Tummy Tuesday but only because it's getting in the way of pecs.
Reposting my daddiest pic on this, the daddiest of days.
DilfPickle@dilfpickle.bsky.social · 10mo agoNot so hungover that I can't take a pic of my bulge when it's looking good 😎
TBT to that one gym shower that made my dick look 10% bigger and 20% more uncut.
How I look when I open Bluesky in the morning for my quota of cub butt.
Ate a 1 kg bag of mini eggs over the weekend. No self control AND a fat uncut dick.
Bonus pic for St. Patty's. Make sure you kiss an Irish boy today 🍀
Wearing green for St. Paddy's at my local Irish pub, wish me luck.
#FCF Request: Kneel on top of my lap, sit down on this right to the balls, and then let's kiss (yes, you specifically)
Y'all know what day it is. Who's sitting on this to celebrate?
To the one guy out there whose hyper-specific fetish is "guy doing toilet repair in a fundoshi", this is the moment you've been waiting for.
Even if I fucked you a long time ago, I need you to know... I still beat off to that video we made of this cock barely fitting in that hole.
Throwback to one of the tastiest dicks I've had the pleasure of swallowing...and to my floppy hair 😅
Tried to do the "repost an old photo of your dick" trend and exposed myself as someone who can't repost/quote post properly. Anyways here's my cock from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.
It's hump day, you're legally obligated to climb on and ride a load out of me.
Happy Halloween, this year I'm going as a chair for chubby tattooed boys.
Not so hungover that I can't take a pic of my bulge when it's looking good 😎
It's been a minute, so have a belly slap of an #FCF today
It's pouring rain here, and I would like to fuck someone on my couch.