Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody
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Parody: Not the Premier of Nova Scotia. Serious posts signed by ND.
I commissioned a Nova Scotia jacket like this, except it looks like a European hockey sweater and all the advertisements have been sold to Deloitte.
Susan Holt@susanholtnb.bsky.social · 2d agoHappy New Brunswick Day! Here's my schedule for this week.🗓️
You can’t put a price on good travel naps. Well I can. It’s like $13,000 worth of shuteye.
The Chronicle Herald@thechronicleherald.bsky.social · 5d agoLetter: Premier Tim Houston can’t be faulted for this one www.saltwire.com/nova-scotia/...
State of the province action shot of doing a jerkoff motion so furious that a camera can’t capture. Fun times!
Look, just because the Education Minister allegedly used to sling weed at Scotia Square as a young fella, it doesn’t mean he has minor brain damage. The guy can read a chart.
@frosteded.bsky.social · last wk.Government handling of large scale education data like a toddler playing with matches. On April 30th of this past school year, teachers across Nova Scotia were surprised to receive an email from Education Minister, Brendan Maguire. The missive (now referred to as “The Letter”) included a rather…
I missed this in addressing the budget with my poor humour. I have no words. -ND
I can't negotiate with other leaders if I've just used a 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner from the Holiday Inn.
Anne-azonian 🇨🇦 #BuyCanadian@anne-azon.bsky.social · last wk.🤬🤬🤬
Okay…serious post here. These are some dangerously concerning allegations. For the sake of our democracy, can anyone verify this? -ND
Look I’m thinking about rebranding coal as heritage carbon. How does that grab you?
Remember when I said a new dog in every home? Fucking hell.
Fat Apollo, baby!@fatapollo.myatproto.social · 2w agoI found #jimothy grand-dad
I’m doing a full-on monument to the Trivago guy’s white teeth so fuck the budget.
This government is starting a special investigation team to figure out how to make soccer more appealing. This dopey 1-0 #WorldCup game tells me soccer needs far wider nets and probably a 4-foot height limit on goalkeepers. Make soccer less shitty, faster!
Porterhouse, fries and endless salad bar for $6.99.
Introducing the The Public Confidence Through Pretty People Initiative. Local media can undergo a government approved and sponsored Nova Scotia Glow-Up. It's like healthcare, except people actually get treated. More cheekbones, faster!
If you think MLAs are expensive, wait until you see what competence costs.
Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁@minibubbly.bsky.social · 3w agoThis is not a surprise with all the bonuses and pay raises Tim Houston is dolling out ffs 🤬 #NovaScotia N.S. MLAs among highest-paid politicians in North America: report www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nov...
This is not a surprise with all the bonuses and pay raises Tim Houston is dolling out ffs 🤬 #NovaScotia N.S. MLAs among highest-paid politicians in North America: report www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nov...
N.S. MLAs among highest-paid politicians in North America: report
Canadian provincial politicians are making on average nearly double the salaries of their American counterparts, according to a new report.
ctvnews.ca
This is appalling and anyone involved who stepped over the line should be charged. Use your words. Violence is never acceptable. We have to work through our problems. Fucking knuckleheads. -ND
Our new helicopters are dandy as fuck. Just needs a wash is all.
You think that's bad? Wait until you see the agencies we've already appointed CEOs for that don't even exist on paper yet.
Tim Bousquet@timbousquet.bsky.social · 4w agoKaren Oldfield named CEO of Accelerate Nova Scotia, an agency without an office, staff, budget, or much of a reason for existing, and she got the job without competing for it Morning File by me
Nova Scotia will spend another 2 years studying options for rebuilding or replacing one of the Halifax harbour bridges, but critics say the project has been examined enough and the cash-strapped government is just kicking a decision down the road. #HoustonFail www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
N.S. to spend 2 more years studying replacement options for Halifax harbour bridge | CBC News
Nova Scotia will spend another two years studying options for rebuilding or replacing one of the Halifax harbour bridges, but critics say the project has been examined enough and the cash-strapped gov...
cbc.ca
Please do not share this post. The last thing we want is more loud protests.
TalksWithNerds@talkswithnerds.bsky.social · 4w agoSo #TimHouston is going on a Summer Tour Throughout #NovaScotia. I feel it's only right that we makes sure if he's doing this to hear the people..that he gets the full experience. Don't you think?
I think the door/cover charge should keep most of the people away.
TalksWithNerds@talkswithnerds.bsky.social · 4w agoSo #TimHouston is going on a Summer Tour Throughout #NovaScotia. I feel it's only right that we makes sure if he's doing this to hear the people..that he gets the full experience. Don't you think?
People *hated* hated the stuff around the budget.
Polling Canada@canadianpolling.bsky.social · last mo.(Models Available For Subscribers) Nova Scotia Provincial Polling: NDP: 45% (+23) PC: 29% (-24) LIB: 23% (-) GRN: 1% (-) Narrative / June 17, 2026 / n=733 / Online (% Change with 2024 Election) Check out more NS details on @338canada.bsky.social at: 338canada.com/ns
🤬 Rogers cuts 230 jobs, closes radio stations in Vancouver, Calgary, Halifax and Kitchener Company confirms 230 jobs cut, 80 in radio www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Rogers cuts 230 jobs, closes radio stations in Vancouver, Calgary, Halifax and Kitchener | CBC News
Telecom giant says its eliminating 230 jobs across Rogers Sports & Media, with 80 jobs gone as six radio stations are closed across Canada.
cbc.ca
At the Canada Day parade in Westville, Marjorie asked if I was close to fixing the economy. I pretended I was from Bell Aliant.
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A first-time homeowner is moving into this spacious four-bedroom open concept (a used Ford F-350 with the cab seats folded down). A full tank of gas gets you from Halifax to…almost Truro. Good news: no landlord. Bad news: lots of mosquitoes. Keep ‘em rolled up.
