It’s crazy how much credit a “crazy asshole” gets when they backtrack from “crazy asshole move” after millions of regular people tell them they’re making a “crazy asshole move”. Like, they’re a “crazy asshole”! They should not get a mulligan for making a “crazy asshole move”.

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 5d ago

FIFA President Infantino announces the FIFA privatization scheme will NOT proceed after fierce backlash and growing divisions over the plan. The reversal comes after European nations announced a boycott and CONCACAF rejected the proposal, which involved a private equity deal tied to the Kushners.

If SCOTUS has n justices and > n/2 are corrupt conservative assholes, how does increasing n make SCOTUS “better” in the long run when shitty conservatives can just replace any non-corrupt conservative asshole member?! Stacking the court is USELESS unless SCOTUS is completely overhauled!

Taegan Goddard@politicalwire.com · 5d ago

Harris Says Supreme Court Should Expand to 13 Justices https://politicalwire.com/2026/07/31/harris-says-supreme-court-should-expand-to-13-justices/

Whatever happened to visualizations in music players? Why doesn’t Apple Music and (I assume) Spotify make nifty visuals based on the music? Winamp had this 30 years ago. #enshitification

Innocent

I’m in the middle of season 2 of 1989’s Coach tv show and, I gotta say, it holds up as a pretty great example of a TV sitcom. Yes, Hayden is a jerk in a lot of ways, but I think you need that in a sitcom otherwise there’s no stakes and no humor.

It sure would be nice if the news could report on the President without images or sound clips of his retched face or nauseating voice. This might be the one valid use case for AI, to remove Trump’s stupid image and sound from my news feed…

Fucking hell. We need a better alternative to Patreon and quick. I support so many people on there and the user experience, my experience using their platform, sucks bawls. If they’re using AI to write their piece of crap app and website, no wonder it makes me want to tear my hair out. 🧃💩

404 Media@404media.co · 2w ago

In an internal email shared with creators, CEO Jack Conte wrote that AI doesn’t replace human creativity — but it does affect how the company operates.

“Is a $1,000 car payment the new normal?” 😡 NO! NO, IT’S NOT! NOOOO!!!

Omg! Trump’s “diaper nurse”!? I wonder where she keeps the diaper bag. Our President frequently shits his pants. #shitpresident

Donald Trump mocked after his 'diaper nurse' is spotted at dignified transfer

President Donald Trump was viciously mocked and accused of wearing a diaper after his close aide Nataile Hunt was pictured at Wednesday's diginified transfer

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Dirk Niblick@dirkniblick.com · 2w ago

Trump’s face looks exactly like his diaper does when his caretaker removes it after eating any produce at all. Trump’s body looks like the bag they remove from his Diaper Genie after a week of eating room temperature Big Macs.

Goulash

Spoonful of Hungarian Goulash - Chili Pepper Madness

Alt: Spoonful of Hungarian Goulash - Chili Pepper Madness

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Every single time I see Trump’s stupid face behind a play button, instead of pressing play, I think, “Holy shit will I be ecstatic on the day we realize that we will never have to hear this festering homunculus speak ever again. What a grand day it will be when he shuts up forever. 😑”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

Trump introduces Mike Plant and Brian Snitker: "The Mets have the highest salary in baseball and they lose all the time. And I say, maybe we could steal this guy! But the way the Atlanta Braves have been managed for years -- he's the CEO of the Atlanta Braves."

Trump and Republicans are such spiteful, whiny babies. When will California finally stop sending cash to the Federal government?

San Francisco Chronicle@sfchronicle.com · 2w ago

Federal agencies acknowledged using keywords tied to diversity, gender and COVID-19 to flag nearly $2 billion in UC research grants for cancellation.

I’m sorry, but Matthew Hoffman was a far better Love Island 🚨USA🚨 announcer. Ian Sterling should have stayed in England. He’s just not as funny. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #unpopularopinion

Matthew Hoffman TV Host, Narrator, and Personality

Matthew Hoffman is a TV host, narrator, personality, and Broadway investor. He has appeared on shows such as Love Island, The Year with Robin Roberts, and many others.

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Boycotts. Vote with your wallet. Don’t support conservative Republican MAGA Trump-loving collaborators and/or generally shitty companies.

Yes! More of these!!! 🤤

Tucker Cawley@tuckercawley.bsky.social · 2w ago

This is the closest this fat idiot ever gets to true happiness. …at least since his friend, Jeffrey Epstein, stopped letting him visit his island.

Steven Beschloss@stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 2w ago

God, he’s a pathetic human being

❤️❔

Throw Bone Dr Evil

Alt: Dr Evil: Throw me a frickin bone here

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I feel seen.

The Onion@theonion.com · 3w ago

Defeated Man Too Tired To Fight New $14.99 Fee On Phone Bill https://theonion.com/defeated-man-too-tired-to-fight-new-14-99-fee-on-phone-1847501796/

You’re the worst Democrat to ever be in office, Hakeem Jeffries - @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social. Resign.

Prem Thakker ツ@premthakker.bsky.social · 3w ago

BREAKING: A majority of Democrats in the House have just voted to cut the $3.3 billion/year in U.S. military aid to Israel. Rep. Thomas Massie – the leader of the amendment – was the only Republican in support.

Trump is such a fetid piece of human garbage! What shit President goes around destroying national monuments and parks for a quick buck! MAGA & Republican voters and people who couldn’t be bothered to vote in 2024: Go fuck yourselves for enabling the past 10 years of this carnage!

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social · 3w ago

Trump signed two executive orders reducing two Utah national monuments by nearly 3 million acres, setting up a legal battle over presidential authority to shrink protected lands. He plans to open the land to oil drilling, uranium mining, and other development. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/13/c...

No thanks. Graham was an evil Republican turd. The *country* is better off, especially since South Carolina kept reelecting his stupid ass. They can be sad while the rest of the US can breathe a sigh of relief. 😅 The real party happens when Trump follows Lindsay’s footsteps. 🎉🥳🎈🍾

Bob Mann@robertmannbooks.com · 4w ago

Criticize Graham’s deplorable public record and his awful ethical and moral decisions all you want today. He has it coming 100%. But please think twice before sinking to Trump’s level and celebrating a person’s death. We’re better than that and today’s a good day to prove it.

The Onion: Killing it every day.

The Onion@theonion.com · 4w ago

CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt

Wyoming should NOT have equal say as Montana (it has twice the population). …which should NOT have equal say as New Mexico (twice again). …which should NOT have equal say as Oregon. …which should NOT have equal say as Washington. 👇

Max Berger@maxberger.bsky.social · last mo.

The U.S. Senate should not exist.

Okay, apparently there some kind of stigma associated with people who joined Bluesky in November 2024 which makes us second-class citizens. This is the second time I’ve been slandered with it. It’s really stupid, right?

Somethings are more important than sports. Like preventing US citizens like Folarin Balogun from being deported. He can miss ONE game, A GAME HE SHOULD MISS anyway, and stand up for others like him. His team can win w/o him and he’ll be in the quarter finals. Or he can accept Trump’s “favor”. ☠️

We should be doing everything we can on the world stage to tell them WE DO NOT SUPPORT DONALD TRUMP. No matter if it means missing an important soccer game. That should be more important to Folarin Balogun than some octafinal (I had to look it up) game. The rest of the team can win it!!! ⚽️

Dirk Niblick@dirkniblick.com · last mo.

You’d think the birthright citizen, if he had any awareness, morality or even scruples, would then sit the game out in protest. He’ll be on the next ICE flight if Trump gets his way. 🚨 FOLARIN BALOGUN SHOULD SIT OUT USA v BELGUM IN PROTEST OF DONALD TRUMP’S ATTEMPTS TO END BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP

Hollywood has probably made dozens if not hundreds of movies where a corrupt politician gets his comeuppance after an hour and a half. Will this scumbag and his minions get what’s coming to him? And when? I’m starting to lose hope considering shit like this. When do WE get our happy ending?!

Impeach Trump ❤️🤍💙🌊@potusvpotus.bsky.social · last mo.

THE MOST CORRUPT POTUS EVER! #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #Trump #EpsteinFiles #POTUS