Early in the morning: getting dressed at Dirtom Manor.

Does the size of that bra look appropriate?

After the picnic in the woods has finished.

Is she in a Dutch car park or is that just a Dutch car?

Don't hit your head on that metal frame.

Interesting pattern.

Remember that Eagles classic? Pretty Maids all in a Row?

How I arrived on Bluesky

After yesterday's trim, now for a relaxing soak.

Dirtom wonders: How much does it hurt to have your nipples pierced?

She's obviously chuffed about something.

She always has such cold hands.

Really? In the kitchen?

Real redhead or henna?

Giving the lady what she wants.

Time for a trim.

What happened to your knee, luv?

Wonderfuly matured and natural.

Are they always like this?

Dirtom loves a lady who reads.

Let's start the week with this beautiful lady - she could be your neighbour. Would you notice her?

What a wonderful world this is.

Ringo would have said: "It's been a hard day's night!"

Not a single pube in sight.

Give her a spray can and she'll "improve" anything.

Boss or Personal Assistant?

Welcoming you with open arms?

You like a good peep, don't you?

When the day draws to a close.

Here's a question for you all.