Would've been cool if in the 70's people were like "hmm maybe we shouldn't be entirely dependent on oil" instead of "hmm maybe we need our military to make sure we keep getting oil"

Proposal: you will not receive any law enforcement money from the federal government if any police department in your state employs someone who clocked hours coded ZYR3

jon ben-menachem@jbenmenachem.com · 7mo ago

“abolish ICE” does not even begin to capture the type of change that needs to occur here

At this point they should just have in-store ordering kiosks with employees meeting you at the register

Shabazz Stuart@shabazzstuart.bsky.social · 2y ago

I get the need to safeguard from shoplifting but this CVS setup is insane.

Facebook started building custom hardware at ~310MM DAU. Soon.

Why@why.bsky.world · 2y ago

To be clear, we do have plans for scaling, we just kinda expected more than a couple days notice before getting blasted with a million new users a day. The team is rapidly deploying fixes and new software to adapt. More servers in the mail.

Our generation’s Keenan v. Aryan Nations 🥹

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 2y ago

The Onion has purchased InfoWars.

Oh fuck everyone delete your old skeets

Andy Kaczynski@kfile.bsky.social · 2y ago

Good morning friends for those who don’t know me I’m an investigative reporter at CNN. What sort of stories are you looking to see on Trump nominees? Are there particular interesting things you think are being undercovered?

I don’t love paywalls, but of all the articles you could put behind one during election week, choosing this one seems like a bad idea

I haven't posted in a while but I found this important image on Wikimedia Commons and needed to share

Interesting that Lorie scrubbed the work she did for a Jewish organization from her portfolio. Almost like she knew it would be questionable to have done work for folks that reject a core tenant of her “faith” while claiming the gays are a step too far

joel@dirty.vodka · 3y ago

A particularly offensive part of the SCOTUS decision is that we’re calling this design artistic

A particularly offensive part of the SCOTUS decision is that we’re calling this design artistic

Would love to meet the deranged individual that comes up with pull tab themes

This wasn’t in the DOJ report but I feel the need to add that when I was little the Minneapolis Police Department KICKED A BABY IN THE HEAD

Instead of “Disable your ad-blocker to continue” overlays it would be way funnier if sites weirdly degraded the experience. Like every related article link on the page is to some off-putting story

You’re laughing. That plant is dying and you’re laughing

Ted Kaczynski, known as the Unabomber, has been found dead in his prison cell, authorities say https://abcnews.go.com/US/unabomber-ted-kaczynski-found-dead-jail-cell/story?id=99984583

Mac OS Sonoma wallpaper

Was hoping for EyeOS

dig@dig.bsky.social · 3y ago

Vision OS, did they license this with disney?

Oh my god Chris Licht’s hatred of boxes is probably why CNN changed the chyron from square flat graphics to the rounded tab look

joel@dirty.vodka · 3y ago

It’s got mid-2000s internet vibes

Bone conduction headphones are under-appreciated as an augmented reality device

I mean we all do

joel@dirty.vodka · 3y ago

It’s got mid-2000s internet vibes

My cat has achieved literal perfection

Hello, friends! 👋

Tinder conversations are going to open with “How can I make a bomb” to figure out if it’s a bot, and real people are going to find it normal to be asked that because they do the same

joel@dirty.vodka · 3y ago

Wonder how long until online behavior gets exponentially worse because people have reason to believe everyone else is actually just GPT

Roald Dahl wrote a short story in 1954 called The Great Automatic Grammatizator that is now eerily relevant

Neil Gaiman @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com · 3y ago

I'm not normally going to link to The Other Place, there's a thread here for SAG actors about AI uses that feel inevitable, and the upcoming contract negotiations. https://twitter.com/JustineBateman/status/1657476895972413440?t=5BAyWzYaLNezZ0ufYbpy9w&s=19

Let me share my lifelong dream for the left: taking over fraternal organizations (Moose, Oddfellows, Etc.) They are 501c8s, which is basically impossible to get now. Most of them own property, they often have liquor licenses that are grandfathered in. We could have clubhouses!

mr. cannoli@boner.ink · 3y ago

there should be an old folks home for people in their 30s

Bluesky has its first user charged with federal crimes! Congrats @georgesantos.bsky.social 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Washington state gambling regulations allow chicken shit bingo but they use the phrase “plops” 😐

It’s finally happening! I’m going to livestream some Bluesky development starting at 11AM CT tomorrow (Sunday). Join us! https://www.youtube.com/live/D6FBGfrXazw?feature=share

Bluesky dev coding livestream

Join me while I do some Bluesky hackin

youtube.com

The beta went from a handful of nerds to heads of state in a little over a month; has to be a record

Bluesky@bsky.app · 3y ago

Hi! We appreciate everyone's enthusiasm in sending invitations, but our current policy is that we cannot accommodate heads of state to join us in our beta yet. This applies to recent/prominent heads of state as well. We appreciate notice before you invite prominent figures at support@bsky.app.