Dirty Devotee

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#Columbus is arrested. While in jail when he writes "Book of Prophecies"---a well-cited justification for his rape of slaves and co-workers. He also correctly points out that you don't need bad math to accidentally find a continent. Deuteronomy 22 grants men divine permission to rape unwed girls.

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#Columbus would have been perfectly at home in the Dixieland South. He grabbed up slaves, sold slaves, slept with slaves, beat slaves, murdered slaves, and stopped priests from baptizing slaves into their cult because of a Spanish law prohibiting enslavement of "a fellow Christian".

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#Columbus and his peeps, blinded by greed, managed to get themselves stranded on the isle of #Jamaica for an entire year before they were rescued. Now, if you said to me, "We want to send you to Jamaica for a year", I'm totally on that plane. But that's only because they have plumbing now.

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#Columbus and his brother weren't just a threat to themselves and their crew. Bart was a "cartographer" (read: "religious cultist") who drew maps based on the love of the "Jesus" character who appears in the back-half of their bible. He sold fake love maps to the Padrón Real---screwing other pilots.

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#Columbus believed Earth had a "nipple". Now, I constantly and consistently support 99% of nipples. However, even though the Christian bible clearly states that the Garden of Eden was in Iraq, somehow it was also on said nipple. This asshat gets his own holiday because he was almost Italian.

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#Columbus believed that scientists were wrong about the shape of the Earth. Based on his brother's flawed math, he thought it was "pear-shaped" and set off with only enough food to make it 36% of the way to Asia. But he can't be a moron, right? it had to be the divine hand of "God".

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#PopeLeo needs to take some time out to read his bible. The entire point of Christianity is to create an "us-versus-them" to justify murdering your neighbors. Deuteronomy 20. Deuteronomy 7. 1 Samuel 15. Numbers 31. "Destroy all that breathes". None of that fucking shit rings a bell for this guy?

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I now have three fucking browsers on my computer: - Firefox so Google stays calm - LibreWolf so Bluesky doesn't crash - Brave so Perchance will follow instructions I feel like this is only going to get worse.

In the Bertrand Russell essay collection Mortals and Others, Russell's essay "The Triumph of Stupidity" (1933) contains the attached quote. However, the Internet cultists are so eager to attack each other using a famous name that they never bother to read the entire thought.

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In ancient #Greek, a "kophinos" was a basket used to "protect" fruits, grains, etc. English took that word and used it to create the "cofyn" (cooking implement to "protect" tarts from heat) and "coffin" (box that "protects" your dead body from worms, grave robbers, Satan, etc.). Also, "coffers".

Technically, "Lynching" is capitalized because it derives from Captain William Lynch (1742–1820), who ran a vigilante group in #Virginia. When he found a handful of rapists, he wouldn't bother proving guilt in court. Instead, innocent or not, he'd just beat them because it made him feel good.

So, even though I'm at the same computer I always am, used the same password I always use, got said password correct on the first attempt, and log in once per day---Google randomly decided most (not all) of the #GenerativeAI Web sites I use need my cell phone number. I need to make us a better way.

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Because #GenerativeAI is, by and large, under the thumb of Big Christian, you cannot use AI to recreate the opening credits of "Community" because it contains a doodle with breasts, and that could melt the face of an innocent mind like the Lost Gravel Box in Indiana Jones.

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