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hawke 💛 kepuck

@dirtyelfb.bsky.social

hi howdy i’m hawke! 🔞 sometimes! | 25 | he/they/she lesbian | white | FFXIV, WoW, DD2/DDDA, BG3, TES, etc. - scooping gravel into my mouth 🐸 art every blue moon! 🥰 mother miranda’s stupidest fan 🐦‍⬛

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hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 9h ago

omnicrafting is fun until you gotta set to every individual job’s bar at once on the nintendo switch 2

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 9h ago

me realizing i had to set up every individual crafting bar for every crafting job (omnicrafter on miranda bc i am evil) (idk why it’s not shared hotbars bc they’re just reskinned abilities that act the exact same way)

Close Eyes Tony Stark

Alt: Close Eyes Tony Stark

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hawke 💛 kepuck@dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 9h ago

also it was a nightmare setting up all of my hud and hotbars and stuff on console since i never have before, but this shit feels fantastic now. only thing is i am having to feel classes out as i go for hotbar placement, but once i get it right it feels RIGHT. very fun.

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 9h ago

getting battle high on the nintendo switch xiv we are so back. kill. kill. KILL.

sakhi @ff-mer.bsky.social · last yr.

im still stuck on the fact that the leaders of the eorzean alliance were mostly women and raubahn still wore the shortest skirt to every meeting

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 2d ago

important detail is that the metal ornimentation on her gauntlets look like little crows in flight :)

a closeup of one of the below pics, showing off the gauntlet detail. the metal bits vaguely look like a bird or crow in flight. miranda has slicked back black hair and black feather earrings, her black leather armor laced up on her right side.

hawke 💛 kepuck@dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 2d ago

mother miranda ARR dragoon fit be upon thee

my mother miranda elezen in black leather armor, standing in front of a bright window. she has slicked back hair and chocobo feather earrings. her lance is on her back, and she has a hand on her hip. her other hand is extended towards the camera.

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 2d ago

important detail is that the metal ornimentation on her gauntlets look like little crows in flight :)

hawke 💛 kepuck@dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 2d ago

mother miranda ARR dragoon fit be upon thee

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 2d ago

mother miranda ARR dragoon fit be upon thee

mother miranda in her black leather armor. she has a laced up vest and laced up boots. she has her hand on her hip, her pants similarly a black leather. this is a view of her from the side.

a closeup of miranda’s armor, its soooo shiny. she is looking into the camera with a stern expression

miranda with her unsheathed lance, which is much taller than her. she holds it in one hand, other hand on the hip.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2d ago

Animorphs (1/3)

Page 1, 3 panels. Panel 1: group of friends in a public party setting. A guy asks one of the girls, “you’ve really never heard of Animorphs?” The girl laughs, “never!” Panel 2: later, the girl is now alone and unlocking the door to her apartment. Panel 3: as she enters the apartment, she morphs into a wildebeest. She thinks to herself, “no one can know.”

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 2d ago

i hope you all never fear the rain as much as i do, as someone who works at a basement waterproofing company and always fields 500000 angry customer calls after a good rain. i miss when i got to enjoy rain LMAOOO

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 4d ago

mwa mwa

hawke 💛 kepuck@dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 4d ago

you’re telling me i can take screenshots of her on the couch??? wowsers

my mother miranda elezen wearing her fur mantle and black armor, looking with a stern expression to her right

Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 4d ago

Little Shop of Horrors is so funny because I feel like it's so easy to misremember how much convincing Seymour takes to start killing people but he agrees to it almost instantly

shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 5d ago

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 4d ago

it’s so funny because 99% of the time i make my elezen’s ears as big as possible. but itty bitty stern ears just felt right on mother miranda, idk how to explain it. her ears are small because she doesn’t want to listen to your problems.

hawke 💛 kepuck@dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 4d ago

you’re telling me i can take screenshots of her on the couch??? wowsers

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 4d ago

you’re telling me i can take screenshots of her on the couch??? wowsers

a closeup of miranda, showing off her dark makeup, plum lip stain, chocobo feather earrings, and slicked back hair

miranda looking over her shoulder, her fur mantle taking up most of the photo. she is framed by greanery

a somber pic of miranda as her head hangs down, her eyes ever looking to the side in an unreadable expression.

rat dad @splinterhamato.bsky.social · 5d ago

world heritage post

Screenshot of an iconic tumblr exchange.

A user named divinesong says: “Yea, sure. Until YOU or people you love are among the victims for someone else's love and the villains won't care. Would also like to point out that some villians(Kuvira, for example have been willing to sacrifice/throw away love interests for their own goals.”

A wise scholar named bauliya replies:
“idk about you but existing in the real world gives me and my loved ones immunity from the actions of fictional villains. hope you manage to get your family out of star wars.”

The post had 47,489 notes at the time the screenshot was taken. Doubtless it is now infinity.

Apparently whoever took this screenshot was looking at tumblr in Spanish.

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 5d ago

why do you got such a snatched waist. so a woman can grab it??? gay ass.

miranda in her plate lancer armor during the leveling quests she has a fur cloak draped over her shoulders, giving her a wider kickass frame. she has a large belt around her waist, from where the armor’s tassets hang. she has cunty thigh high boots and she is serving the house down or whatever they say.

a closeup of miranda, the red details of her sleeves and gloves more obvious. she has her hair swept back, feathers framing her face.

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 5d ago

i want you guys to guess what level msq mother miranda is at

a pic of my mother miranda toon with a lineup of her jobs and their levels next to
her. she is a lvl 29 lancer, a 46 black mage, and 50+ in all crafters and gatherers, with fishing at 64.

The Hedonistic Pervert @photonmarie.bsky.social · 5d ago

me when i got the scared of boobs autism instead of the being good at math or science autism

mimi ⚔️ @ making comics@knightlyaffair.bsky.social · 5d ago

wrap it up everyone, women cannot have cleavage in fields of mistria due to it being not "wholesome"

Comment under a SFW edit mod of a female bachelorette on Nexus Mods for fields of mistria. Reads as follows

YES dude. pls pls pls make a SFW mod for Juniper too. i love this game so much but my autism makes me feel so uncomfortable about her sprites, and they don't really make sense with the otherwise wholesome tone of the game. seems like i'm in the minority for thinking that, but would be awesome if the devs made a "sex sexualized sprites" toggle, or if there was a mod that did that.

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 5d ago

also cornelius is frying me

the same crow as below, only zoomed in. he is looking particularly squat as he stares straight at the camera.

hawke 💛 kepuck@dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 5d ago

mother miranda’s new fit on the switch. goodness gracious.

my mother miranda toon dressed as a lancer, with a large fur mantle over black played armor. she has frilly sleeves and black leather pants. her hair is blonde and slicked back, with long black feather earrings. she has a crow sitting on her shoulder.

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 5d ago

great halone this woman’s drip is aggressively ishgardian i love it

a zoomed out version of mother miranda on her lancer uniform, showcasing the black lace up boots not seen in the original photos below

hawke 💛 kepuck@dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 5d ago

mother miranda’s new fit on the switch. goodness gracious.

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 5d ago

it’s been so fun playing on the switch bc i feel like im relearning the game and also bc i love this freak. i can guarantee you she has some freaky dragon blood magic shit going on. miranda and the heretics, her band name

hawke 💛 kepuck@dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 5d ago

why do you got such a snatched waist. so a woman can grab it??? gay ass.

Horse Divorce @horsetuna.bsky.social · 5d ago

Eorzea is full of weirdos and when you meet the scions you assume they’re more weirdos but as you get deeper into the game you realize Eorzea thinks they’re weirdos too. And then you go “well, they’re Sharlayan,” and then you get to the weirdos in Sharlayan and they’re like no these guys are weird.

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 5d ago

why do you got such a snatched waist. so a woman can grab it??? gay ass.

Ulfa 🌊 SUMMER OF BLOOD IS TODAY!!!🌞🩸@sinuntosea.bsky.social · last wk.

#summerofbloodxiv also while this blows up and before I've finished the announcement posters let me momentarily mention that SUMMER OF BLOOD is a yearly summer frontlines party that will be taking place on August 15th (roughly 6-10PM EDT) and August 21st (likely 8-12PM EDT) ‼️ announcements soon!

Ulfa 🌊 SUMMER OF BLOOD IS TODAY!!!🌞🩸@sinuntosea.bsky.social · last wk.

absolutely adore people posting in the summerofbloodxiv tag with their screens getting ready, I've always wanted it to feel like a little window of time during the summer and not just a single day/event and it feels like THE SEASON HAS BEGUN‼️😊

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 5d ago

also cornelius is frying me

hawke 💛 kepuck@dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 5d ago

mother miranda’s new fit on the switch. goodness gracious.

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 5d ago

great halone this woman’s drip is aggressively ishgardian i love it

hawke 💛 kepuck@dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 5d ago

mother miranda’s new fit on the switch. goodness gracious.

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 5d ago

mother miranda’s new fit on the switch. goodness gracious.

a zoomed in shot of the previous pic, with miranda looking into the camera with a sneer. her crow sits on her shoulder, nestled in fur. small rubies sit in the base of her earrings.

🦎 Martin 🦂 (С0MMS CLOSED)@martinsemchuk.bsky.social · 7d ago

Clavicus Vile, Daedric Prince of Trickery and Bargains redesign Next is our greately "beloved" "the kindest" Prince Molag Bal #tes #elderscrolls #theelderscrolls

My redesign of Clavicus Vile and Barbas from The Elder Scrolls. Vile has the form of a short soft boy with white curly hair, sheep feet and mask made out of fool's gold covering upper half of his head. The mask has shapes similar to lamb ears, nose and long horns. He wears white greek chiton to the length above his knee with green and purple edges. He also wears cloak made out of coins and light brown lamd pelt, covering his shoulders. He also wears belt and cuffs made out the same metal as mask, green and puple strips around his limbs and sandals. He hold long sheperd crook and leans on his companion Barbas.
Barbas is a big sick looking drak grey dog with messy long fur, curled ram horns and glowing light yellow eyes. His face and limbs have darker color, making pattern similar to the sheep's
There are also doodle of them both, references for Vile's sandals, crook and face, sketch of Barbas with human teeth, Vile with his short sheep tail and Vile with oversized shirt holding big blahaj plushie

FUFFLES @nicandragon.bsky.social · last yr.

I may be delusional #FieldsofMistria

An illustration of Terithia and Elsie from Fields of Mistria. Elsie leans heavily against Terithia's shoulder, looking at her with half-lidded eyes. Terithia is speaking and glancing away shyly from Elsie.