This weekend!!!

Come meet the Sad Sallys this weekend in San Jose!

Join me in San Jose this weekend!

New pain-ting!

Da skankiest!

Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab@bpal.bsky.social · 2mo ago

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What’s this creature doing in my bathroom?

This will keep them at bay!

Another Sad Sally :(

See? I know important monsters!

A different shade of hideous

I’ll be vending here… TODAY! Come join da phun!

Don’t you love these “greeters”? Now up on my site.

Got sum Sad Sallys up on my site! Go grab one!

People are buying my Sad Sallys and it’s making me sad!

Happy Pride to everyone except transphobic gay men 👊💥

I got this frum Disjointed Joy!

This Gal is reeeeally Creepy!

They chopped their own heads off… but they grew back!

Uh, which one is Disasterina?

On da house!

You say there’s no more Mountain Dew!?

Nonamie looks up to me!

How can u refuse when I bat those eyes?

Giving people da lowdown

Incognito queerdo

Cup of tea anyone?

YAS! I met Weird Al! (He’s on the right)

Josh was working at da coffee shoppe in Tulsa and noticed I was micro-famous!

Come C me in OK!

Frenz!