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Discount Whiskey

@discountwhiskey.bsky.social

Matt, he/him, a 34 year old dude just looking for a creative outlet when I get home from a 9 to 5 job at an office, usually by drawing video game characters.

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Discount Whiskey @discountwhiskey.bsky.social · 5d ago

Modern Sony Ape Escape Reboot looking great

Spike Ape Escape looking sad and/or angry with a beard holding a monkey net gun with the text No Time For Monkey Business, he is also probably a dad and seeking revenge

lum @ comms open!@itslumboy.bsky.social · last wk.

John ApeEscape: Hmmm. Bet there was an ape here just now. Alright, time to get to work. [Press R3+L3 to activate John’s Ape Vision, which can reveal trails of footprints that lead you to your next destination.] John ApeEscape: Looks like we found our culprit, J.

Discount Whiskey @discountwhiskey.bsky.social · 5d ago

Modern Sony Ape Escape Reboot looking great

lum @ comms open!@itslumboy.bsky.social · last wk.

Discount Whiskey @discountwhiskey.bsky.social · 4w ago

look who I found at the golden corral #metroid

Samus from the Metroid games in her full suit at a buffet with a tray of food since she is hungry in the new game Metroid Ravenous

Discount Whiskey @discountwhiskey.bsky.social · 2w ago

ChiiCooper #chiikawa #slycooper

Sly, Bentley, and Murray from Sly Cooper in a Chiikawa type style

Discount Whiskey @discountwhiskey.bsky.social · last mo.

Dr. Eggman holding a coffee and talking on the phone in a coffee shop while Sonic looks

Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik@hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · last mo.

my next ingenious plan is to talk slightly too loud in a coffee shop. you'll want to be annoyed but maybe thats just my voice, you dont want to be rude or cause a scene do you? ive trapped you in an uncomfortable social situation! ha ha ha ha ha!!

Discount Whiskey @discountwhiskey.bsky.social · last mo.

The two sides of Dr. Cortex #crashbandicoot

Dr. Neo Cortex from Crash Bandicoot next to text that says “When I’m happy I say: Give me the crystals!” and “When I’m sad I say: This time I’m really gonna do it.”

Discount Whiskey @discountwhiskey.bsky.social · last mo.

#lupinthethird

Discount Whiskey @discountwhiskey.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Solid Old Snake with the all gold camo that is in the rerelease of mgs4 in the Metal gear solid master collection vol. 2. His golden cheeks are blinding some poor guards.

maddie ★ othatsraspberry@othatsraspberry.com · 2mo ago

hey snake, what’d ya do, get a haircut or something?

Metal Gear Solid master collection vol 2
Save data bonus
Gold camouflage old snake

Discount Whiskey @discountwhiskey.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Kiryu and Majima from the Yakuza / Like a Dragon / Ryu ga Gotoku games peaking out from behind a wall like the panel in the Team Fortress 2 comics with the Soldier and Demoman. Kiryu asks ‘what do you see’ and Majima whose one good eye is behind the wall replies with ‘not a damn thing let’s switch places’

Discount Whiskey @discountwhiskey.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Like father, like son #tf2

The Spy from Team Fortress 2 is wearing a hot dog costume and saying “we’re all trying to find the guy who did this” like the I Think You Should Leave sketch by Tim Robinson. Behind him is a sapped sentry and an engineer with his arms crossed.

Idk if the title makes sense but I was trying to reference how the scout also wore a hot dog costume in the tf2 comics.

Discount Whiskey @discountwhiskey.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure part 1 vs part 7
Zeppeli from part 1 jjba phantom blood explains Hamon to Jonathan Joestar
Gyro from part 7 steel ball run doesn’t explain spin to Johnny very well

wes@funnywes.bsky.social · 3mo ago

zeppeli: "Remember, Jojo! Hamon is an extention of one's self! Breathe, and STRIKE!" jonathan: "I see! Thank you, Mr. Zeppeli!" gyro: "There's shapes everywhere you little blue freak. And if you don't see them, well.....that's on 'you'. 👆" johnny: "The fuck does that mean, Gyro. Come on now."