As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants
Disgraced Twink
@disgracedtwink.bsky.social
no longer a twink not yet a twunk
Kind of the Oppenheimer of the ALTA universe when you think about it
Every time a millennial mentions retirement climate change laughs
Public likes on IG are such a blessing. Love to see who my sisters are setting their horny sights on.
frogger but it's trying to dodge citibikers when you have the walk signal
I either need to couple up to share expenses or I need to move to a city with a lower cost of living lol
watching 3 park slope moms fight over the hip abduction machine oh let me get some popcorn
you ever see a friend group and you're like wow that's beautiful... I'd like every single one of them run a train on me
there are certain people that are always like "ugh it's so good to get out of the city in the [insert current season]" and it's like bitch why do you even live here?
honestly struggling with "do I start to think about other places I could live or do I just wait it out until all the influencers leave"
Disgraced Twink@disgracedtwink.bsky.social · last wk.Should I move to Chicago?
what do you MEAN Fraiser isn't available to stream on Peacock
where at the point in the summer where I'm running out of new cute little outfits
when are they going to develop a sour patch kid that doesn't fuck up your mouth
the folly of not jerking off in hopes of maybe having sex later
many are unknowingly celebrating fugly cock friday
gym crush who block me on Grindr for being needy is here 😍
STEEP TIME SHOULD BE LISTED ON THE LITTLE TAG OF THE TEA BAG
I think it's time to close the gates on former musical theater actors doing stand up comedy.
the vibes being what they are in the world I just know some f*g is gonna do some crazy shit during pines party and post about it sparking a discourse for the ages
Having dark thoughts (considering going on a Disney cruise again)
My only marvel take us that very few can ever hope to serve as much cunt as Rebecca Romijn did the original X-men movies
genuinely GENUINELY how are these gay people affording to be right by the stage for the several dozen stadium tours that have happened over the last 3 years
didn't get Madonna tickets didn't get Tove tickets why don't I just kms
omg forgot about my gym crush who could care less if I live or die 😍