Car-meow
@distortyourself.bsky.social
Former Head Meower and Promeowter for The Meow of Light Project. Meow you should distort!
Meow, I'm gonna make pamphlets on why you should distort and shove them under your door.
*pukes up a hair ball on your rug* If u don't distort there will be more meow
Meow, I'll spell it out for you. D I S T O R T R I G H T N O W P L E A S E
Meow, excuse me are you undistorted? Oh no. Oh no no no no. Car-meow does NOT talk to undistorted people. MEEEEEEEOOOOWWWWW *super lesbian distortin beam*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Distort pls :3c
Meow pride month meow. Anyways a distort it will make you 50000000% more gay and homosexual and fruity meow.
Love you too Charm. … So can we make out now or what?
