Drag Race contestants when RuPaul says, “Good luck, and don’t f**k it up.”
District Kween
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Mother Nature causing explosive diarrhea and blowing wildfire smoke in America after Pride Month
Hegseth examining the troops and their testosterone levels
Forbes@forbes.com · 3w agoHegseth said soldiers would have the option of receiving testosterone replacement therapy, if it’s recommended.
Mourning Lindsey Graham’s like a faithful “f*ck your feelings” MAGA would
Me expressing my sympathies for Graham and McConnell like a good American Christian would
Mitch McConnell at GW Hospital after Lindsey Graham stole the news cycle spotlight away from him
Rent boys practicing for their Netflix documentary interview now that their NDAs with Lady G are void
Marco Rubio stuns as the next United States Senator from South Carolina
BREAKING: Lindsey Graham, MAGA Senator and anti-LGBTQ champion who constantly refuse to admit he’s gay, is dead.
Republicans keeping Mitch McConnell “alive” until August 4th.
BREAKING NEWS: Two prominent homophobic, fascist, hate-filled old men are braindead or dead-dead. Me:
Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham fighting over who gets to kick the bucket first
Bottoms trying to stay ready and eating a salad, but ending up at their hookup’s bathroom after getting cyclosporiasis
DC gays about to ask what you do for work while six vodka sodas deep at a lobbyist’s open bar reception
DC gays six vodka sodas deep at a lobbyist’s open bar reception about to ask what you do for work
I just spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes about saving money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Mitch McConnell can recover from brain death if Mike Pence has the courage
Marco Rubio stuns as the official VAR room reviewer during the USA vs Belgium game
Me at my friend’s 4th of July party: I’m only having one beer! Also me just before the fireworks start:
Me on the Fourth of July after 250 Michelob Ultras and 76 B52 shots
The Gates of Hell opening explains this massive heatwave.
People checking out Trump’s empty, disappointing #StateFair
High school gays and girlies hanging back in the bleachers during PE class
Me showing up to work the Monday after DC Pride weekend
