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. β₯ ΦΌΦ― βκ° ditzybunny.straw.page .α κ± έ Λα²πΌβ sonic the hedgehog rp! MDNI π 23 y/o mun 18 y/o muse shadow fangirl π°ΰ¨ΰ§ nsfw in dms only π©·πͺ written by annie (tadc acc @lilkittygiggles.bsky.social)
HEY, you're not supposed to hit girls!! ( she blows a raspberry back at him with her own tongue, crossing her arms and turning away ) you just wish you had a cute girl like me fawning over you like shadow does!
α α α α α α α β β An exact copy of the blue hedgehog, but completely nerfed. Could it get any more pathetic.α£ What's wrong with me.α£ Well, in five seconds I'll have your teeth in my palm if you call me stinky again. βα α α α α α α β He finishes his words by sticking his tongue out at the rabbit in a childish manner.
brief squint, feeling a little weird but not yet enough to question "exactly! being used to it is a bad thing. you don't like it, so you shouldn't have to endure it. that's why you need a frieeeeeend! to make things easier!!" leaning in, batting her eyelashes at him
He tilted his head to the side, a brow raised with a dull expression. "No I don't like being targeted. But it will keep happening. Especially with...nvm." He feels like that is saying too much.
he's powerful, and handsome and cute and strong!! what do you have, stinky?! ( weirdly offended on shadow's behalf.. )
α α α α α α α β β What exactly could I be jealous of in an edgy.α£ Nothing, I'm much better than him in every sense of the word. β
a little pout, looking his face over for a few moments. "what are you normally like??" vampires weren't real to her, so it'd yet to come up as a plausible scenario. she continued pulling him along, not thinking anything suspicious. not that she did much thinking in general though
*he was yanked with loose arms but he didn't react or move. He blinked a few times until he could focus, his new red eyes were so...overstimulating* "My...left brain is fuzzy too.." *he groaned..to stay in control, he had to ignore his hunger* "Sorry..I haven't been feeling like myself lately.."
sometimes i think about getting stuck in a tree on purpose so shadow will save me π
she lets out a happy squeaky sound, pumping her fists a few times before her next instruction hits her ears she scrambles around, her eyes looking everything over before her brain can actually register where the bowl is she grabs for it, carrying it over. she carefully sets it down next to amy...
the pinkette, who is busy measuring the ingredients, glanced at angelina and grinned. the expectant expression did not escape her. a very quick thumbs up while she works. "uhm. great! good job. now we need to grab another bowl."
she narrows her eyes back, but her tongue peeks out as well. she had a little idea,, "well do you like being targeted?"
He actually thought she was bothered, not quite having a good grasp on a lot of emotions. Yet, he doesn't say a word about it. "No." Right away he is objecting to this idea, narrowing his eyes. "I am used to being targeted. I will be fine."
nodding along, eyes wide as she tries her best to focus. she gives a thumbs up before reaching over for the oven knobs "yes!" she turns back around expectantly, hoping for a little praise and acknowledgement for turning it on despite the simplicity of the task
"great!! alrighty; first we pre-heat the oven to 375. then we mix flour, baking powder, baking soda, and some salt in one bowl. in another bowl, we whisk sugar, butter, egg and vanilla," the pinkette explained, stating the ingredient amount for each one. "got all that?"
"yes! i mean, no! i don't mind!" she beams with pride, feeling clever for once. despite not having the fur for it, she waddles over and hops into the snow next to him, regretting it instantly "ah, cold!!" she quickly sits up, wiping the snow off her reddening muzzle
"I'll be good for a good few hours. This is what my fur is meant for." In fact, to ward off the last of the excessive heat, Tiberius threw himself into the snow with a sigh as it puffed up around him. "Huh, bees inside... Actually good way to describe it. Mind if I use that?"
she huffs, rolling her eyes. it was out of endearment rather than actual annoyance, he really did remind her of shadow "you have wanted posters! if you do it yourself they'll get you. no one will think anything of a cute little bunny!"
He mirrored her crossed arms. "I am talking about my cape. It's irking when others mess it up. A hand is up in dismissal, "Someone that i will deal with myself."
"aww, thanks!" a little blush covers her cheeks, but her happy smile doesn't last very long as his energy quickly shifts "already? how come?" she takes a few steps closer, holding out her hand "...is something wrong?"
α α α α α α α β β Angel, you genuinely do seem like an angel because of how lively you are. βα α α α α α α β He let out a very, very low laugh; that question made him quickly turn around. Her breathing became agitated, her legs began to tremble, and her pupils dilated as much as possible.α α α α α α α β β I... I... I have to go. β
"i'm gonna dress as a clown! a cute one with a pink skirt!" not yet realizing the irony of the halloween costume suiting her airheaded clumsiness perfectly,, "cream is gonna be my little circus elephant!" πͺ
blink blink. she quickly glances everything over, her hands hovering over uncertainly before grabbing onto the mixing bowl "i found it!" she's beaming like this is a great accomplishment, especially considering she's yet to drop it
"of course you can help!! that'd be great. i put everything on the table. so, if we follow the recipe, they should come out pretty well!! here-- you grab the bowl and i'll grab the tins," the pinkette replied, immediately jumping into action and trying to remember the instructions.
"...i don't have a cape." she crosses her arms, ear flicking in annoyance. "hmph, who are they?? i'll yell at them for you!"
"Because they are bad." He narrowed his eyes as he spoke, his gaze still remaining on her. "No getting grass on someone is just pestering. Especially if getting it on a cape."
she steps up beside her, nervously fidgeting with her own hands. she was still worried about what he'd think.. "can i help? i want it to be special!" a little pause before adding quietly; "i won't break anything this time..."
"he tends to like eating coffee beans without actually brewing them. I think he'll like cupcakes for a change," the pinkette replied, placing her armful of ingredients on the table. "so. I assume you can't remember a recipe?? that's fine. I can take over from here."
her cheeks immediately puff out, ears twitching as she quietly snickers. she's trying her absolute hardest not to laugh, just in case this is embarrassing for him or something she turns away, covering her mouth with both hands. "t-that's okay, i burped really loud this morning too...!
" Oh, tha' was ahβ " [ He grows hesitant, biting his own tongue briefly . Does he just admit it ... ? ] [ ... an idea forms in that empty head of his . ] " Tha' was jus' sum' farts . Geheh, heavy lunch ... "
even so, the curious bunny persists "aww, why'd they do that?" she steps closer, trying to offer some sort of silent reassurance "you haven't done anything bad so far. unless getting a bunch of grass on me counts as a crime, but i haven't read the rule list yet..."
"Yes. I've been made out to be one." He wouldn't dare tell her of his past, he felt like she would judge him harshly, and he's not exactly open with people he is not close with.
"thanks! will you be cold?" she wraps herself up in the jacket, nuzzling her face in with a little wag of her tail "ooh. like bees.... inside..." she stares off into the distance, like she'd just said something so very wise and intelligent
Fortunately for her, the bear notices her chill. Tiberius takes off his jacket, holding it out to the rabbit. It's definitely way too big, but should keep her warm. "Well, they just kind of... Feel different. They feel like... Mmm, like a hose when it's turned on. Humming inside."
she leans back a little, her own pink eyes widening as well "oh!! i'm sorry, you look so much like him!" despite her confusion she still gives them a friendly smile. "hi gale! i'm angel! how come you have... sonic's body? *GASP!* are you his long lost twin?!"
α α α α α α α β β Well yes, I have Sonic's body but I'm not him.α Look at my pupils, they have no color. βα α α α α α α β The vessel finally turned around, opening its eyelids very wide so that the other could notice that detail that distinguished it from the blue hedgehog.α α α α α α α β β I have no name, but call me... Gale.α β
"warp ring? it looks just like a regular one!!" she rubs her own arms to warm herself, wishing she'd added a jacket to her list rather than just treats... "how can you tell that it's a special one?"
"Oh, you've never seen a warp ring before?" Chuckling as he follows her through, he collapses the ring back down to pocket size to use for the return trip. The cold wind ruffles his fur, eliciting a pleased sigh. "They link two places. Used to see natural ones when I was a kid."
stealing food... that wasn't bad. sometimes it was mean, but sometimes it's necessary she wasn't one to assume the worst about people, surely he needed it "like with wanted posters and stuff? i've seen those on tv, but you're not a criminal!"
"I have to...for now." The snowy hedgehog looked away briefly then looked back at her. "Well uh, i stole some food but that's about it. No I mean though there is a money reward for finding me."