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#WhatNotToDoWithPeppers If you're including Chillies in this... Don't rub your eyes after handling Chillies Dont rub your balls either Dont put too many Chillies/Seeds into your cooking it becomes inedible and ends up going off the Scoville Scale

I'm hoping I'm feeling well tomorrow my kitchen is on my hitlist draws need sorting and cleaning My food cupboard needs a clear out Utensils I'm not likely to use can be boxed up and put elsewhere

Ahhhh Yes that's who someone on here reminds of They'd make a great Pauline with Her Pens "Okey Cokey Pig 🐖 In A Pokey Good Morning Job Seekers!"

Pauline's back with the jobseekers - The League of Gentlemen - BBC

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Why do English people eat Scotch Eggs? To stop them hatching into Scotsmen #imhereallweek

Anyone know if Lidl still sell Garlic Salt?

That buzz you get licking the foil of a brand new bottle of HP sauce Nommmm

Exhaustipated "TOO TIRED TO GIVE A SHIT" About anyone or anything my brain is fried

I better upack the shopping before the ice-cream melts Then I need to think about food I'm not cooking tonight so its just going to be something quick and easy

That small shopping trip has taken over an hour and a half My leg is fucked again so I've had to go at a snails 🐌 pace Seemed to take forever to get round asda again I'm going to have to start using my walker on wheels pushing a trolley is doing me in

Shopping List Burgers Beans Cheese Cheese Scones Fly Killer 🪰 Troll Repellent Bad enough gaving my every move watched on here But Now they're going trough my old Posts on Xitter... and using them against me I need some me time I'm going for a mooch up the precinct

Well I need to get my Butt into gear and attempt a stripwash 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎵🎶🎶 I'm going to wash that shit right out of my hair 🎶🎶🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵 Then I need to go out shopping for Cilla Black >>> "supplies supplies"

Stop trying to STIFLE me I will not shut up I've had people tell me to shut up for years Looking up my old social media posts online FFS you're obsessed with me I don't know what exactly it is you're trying to achieve but you're seriously starting to scare me now P S Y C H O in the extreme

Who's the Thickest Person in the word I haven't got enough space in one post to mass debate that one... The worlds FULL of stupid people and most of them are on Social media I've got a special jacket if the stupid 🤪 git asking that question wants to borrow it (It's Padded with long arms)

I could so answer that post but I'm going to treat it with the contempt it deserves I'm trying not to bite my tongue I dont want to poison myself I'm really not sure where they're getting their facts about me from but they're being ill informed You keep trying god loves a trier

Right if anyone wants me I'll be in bed for a couple of hours

I can tell a bully at 50 paces let's face it I've had to deal with 100s of them in my time Most bullies think the world owes them something Newsflash: IT DOESN'T Bullies are extremely insecure in my experience I didn't put up with them in the 1980s and I'm not putting up with them now

I swear milk doesn't last like it used to And no I won't be buying Cravendale anytime soon

My box of snax has just been delivered I only need something to give me the munchies now But I gave that up 4 years ago

Why? Why? Why? Why shoud BSky suspend me Because you and your friends say so... Yes I was suspended off Xitter but Elon Rusk didn't take too kindly to a joke about "The Orange Felon" Trump 💩 and his 🛩 malfunctioning I wish you'd go away stop being a bully and stop being paranoid

The Nonsense on here is beginning to get to me People thinking my posts are aimed at them is getting tiring 😫 I'm fed up of having to Defend myself I fed up with people reporting me for no reason I'm fed up with people setting their followers on me I'm just fucking fed up Period 🤬🤷

People reading way to much into my posts (again) They're adding 2+2 and making 69 How do you know that post was aimed a you? I could well have been on your side actually You have read some of the Neanderthal posts about single sex spaces on Social media this morning I presume ?? Get a Grip!

I wasnt aware we had toilets marked Neanderthals Only #SorryNotSorry

I'm not feeling great I've had something of a rough night

Deranged? Really? Keep the compliments coming Luvvie I don't know how they can call me that when they're the one losing their shit

Right my friends I'm going to bed early Night to all the nice people in my phone Yaaaa! Boooo! Sucks! To the nasty self centred half baked gormless ones

#WhatWineMadeMeDo Ive never been a big wine🍷drinker I blame Blue Nun I got invited back to someone's house after the pub They opened the Rose Hip wine Next thing I knew it was 4am and I went home Pissed I didn't make work on the Saturday and slept through Sunday I was hungover all of Monday

No I'm definitely not Some Irish sounding named exiled WMR DJ O'Rourke was a member of the Smiffs wast he? I'd love to know what that DJ did wrong for them to still be BITCHING about him I once left a radio station by calling the program controller a Fucking Old Hag after she had a hissy fit

I've Just made my ovaltine Meh I'm going to be having an early night I have a stress headache I've dealt with nothing but idiots today 🙄 I'm going to take my pills and get my head down

Yeah Really Professional Organise a pile on.