Mind if I borrow your boxers?

Not much better than opening a fresh pack of tighty whities!

3 gummies, 2 bags of cookies, and 1 pint of ice cream later

Dad boner, dad belly, dad briefs. What more could you ask for?

Would much rather have someone else make me jiggle like that. Think you can help?

Was tough to pull dad’s boner through these jockey y-fronts. Gonna take care of it for me?

Dad’s walks home from work are getting a little sweatier these days 🥵

On or off?

Stretching out these Staffords 🐷

Dad’s been getting fatter and more feral than ever 🐷

Front or back?

TGIF - thank god I’m fat

It’s hot in Boston today 🥵

A lil tummy for your Tuesday.

TGIF in tighty whities!

Let’s see those hairy dad dongs through the fly of your tighty whities 👇🏻

They don’t call it a beer gut for nothing

A lazy weekend does a dad bod good.

Camera didn’t know which one to focus on - belly or boner. Happy Friday, boys!

Happy Sunday, boys! Think you can help your old man out with this?

You want it down your throat or up your butt?

Dad’s belly is hiding the waistband but these Staffords always get Dad going on a lazy laundry day.

Lazy Sundays with dad 😴

Dad’s too hung over to take care of this. Think you can help?

Snow day means dads play with themselves all day

Need anything from the fridge, boy?

About to add the last load of 2025 to these long johns. Think you can help dad out?

Stretched out vintage tighty whities make dad go feral. A few stains in there for you to sniff, too 🐷

A little pokey spooning from dad this morning!

Still not too late for Santa to slide down your chimney, boy 🎅🏻