Lonely Planet without Visa 行者
@dlan66.bsky.social
Dislike Gestapo twerps in X. Hereto exodus to enjoy Bluesky. 讨厌X的盖世太保傻B, 乐得此处遁入兰天。
Day and night make no difference to people who are blind, as truth and lies make no difference to bozos who are MAGAs.
Truth Social, though with no truth, is very social. In fact, it is more than social—it is entertaining with free circus performance every day.
Farmers should be grateful to my great leadership. Nowadays, American cows don’t grow beef any more. They grow ham, ham, which can be served on breakfast table directly. Each cow, so incredible, grows ham twice of its body weight! And, they give births without mating!
You weigh 300 pounds, but you will only weigh about 200 pounds when you are on Mars. Thus, you don’t have an overweight problem. Your problem is—you are on a wrong planet. You don’t belong to here. Please take your f@@king ass to Mars.
When you lie and get caught, you tell a new lie and move on. All professional crooks do it that way. It is very fair for us but the media are not fair——they want me to repeat all new lies and previous lies. Who the f@@k can remember all these?
Sun flower follows the sun. It faces east in the morning, slowly turns to face west in the afternoon, and sleeps at night. Then, how does it become facing east the next morning? Does it have to have a sudden twist of its neck?
Two types of Trumpers: Trumpist billionaires and gaslighted MAGAs. The former support him for benefits and the latter support him because they are brain-damaged. If you do not know your type, have a look at your bank balance and you will know.
Why is it easy to fool MAGAs? Because they have low IQ, little knowledge and no sense of right & wrong. On top of these, they don’t know that they have low IQ, little knowledge and no sense of right & wrong.
The bad news is—we cannot predict the date of the dictator’s downfall. The good news is—he cannot either.
I am the God-chosen stable genius ruler of the world. I am convinced that, as such, it is illegal for me to follow the law, any law, especially the US Constitution.
I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.——Mark Twain
If you say someone is a bozo without naming him, more than 50% of the people know whom you are talking about. This is truly amazing—the world is so huge, and how can they so readily land on him?
"Their final objective toward which all their deceit is directed is to capture political power so that, using the power of the state and the power of the market simultaneously, they may keep the common man in eternal subjection." ~ Henry A. Wallace
Trump said that Iran’s military was obliterated and it would take 25 years to rebuild. That means that the Iranian military has nothing left. Now Trump says that he has launched heavy attacks again…Against what? Against Iran’s nothingness if Iran indeed has nothing left?
20%的车辆事故是酒驾造成的。也就是说，80%的车辆事故不是酒驾造成的。显然，不喝酒容易出事故。
舰长：接近海峡，请告任务。 川普：封锁海峡，不许伊郎船只通过。 舰长：白令海峡没有伊郎船只，只有阿拉斯加渔船。 川普：嗨，我搞错海峡了。调头，去霍尔木兹海峡。
Men can change. Take me for example. I wanted to be rich. Not anymore. Now I only want to be out of poverty.
I like working. When I don’t work, I feel as if something is missing. What is missing? Finally I realize—the income is missing!
Captain: Will pass the strait soon. What is our task? Trump: Block the strait and do not allow Iranian tankers to pass. Captain: There are no Iranian tankers. Only Alaskan fishing boats in Bering Strait. Trump: Sorry. I deployed you in the wrong strait. Make a U turn and sail to Hormuz Strait.
20% traffic accidents are due to alcohol drinking.That is to say, 80% are not due to alcohol drinking. Obviously, it is dangerous not to drink alcohol.
In Jan 2025, price went from $10 to $20, up 100%. In Feb, it rose from $20 to $30, up 50%. In Mar., it was up again from $30 to $40, an increase of 33%……Trump declared—I cut Biden’s inflation by 2/3! But, am I paying 400% of what I used to pay for the same thing?
