A triptych if you will. No buttons were harmed.

#MCM

More weirdness!

A bunch of tech bros taking over a local dive bar, complaining it’s cash only, not even 10% are drinking and none are tipping. Welcome to SF

Is promising $5k if the republicans win on National TV an oral contract?

I may survive the night at these temps. Inside. At 10:30. PM

Being naughty in the stairwell

Wow. Yes please

I’m Feeling the same way about my morning

Sometimes you see a hot dad who just needs a mouth. I always wanna be the mouth

DoofusDad@doofusdad.bsky.social · 4w ago

Douchey hotel selfie 😈

Feeling’ Lucky?

Naked in the office

Not if I’m an eager swallower

Your Fuzz Bull@justafuzzbull.bsky.social · 2mo ago

If you’re in the Splash Zone, prepare to be soaked. #sundaycumday

Dads a little drunk. But still sexy

Legit one of the hottest dudes I’ve seen online. Great smile. Fat heavy cock. Perfect body. 12 out of 10

Brian@trophypoppa.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Locker room hi-jinx. #gay #gayporn #hung #bigdick #bigcock #bigfatdick #bigfatcock #lockerroomselfie

Pay no mind to the open zipper.

That’s needs to be my face!

Vlad the Impaler@impalervlad.bsky.social · last mo.

Daddy's cock is so meaty and heavy 🤤 @trophypoppa.bsky.social

Always jealous of fur that I could never grow

DoofusDad@doofusdad.bsky.social · last mo.

So furry ❤️‍🔥

Happy Saturday

Thick dad

Running late for work cause I don’t wanna go.

#feeder

loo with a view

This, Alanis, is Ironic #iykyk

It’s amazing what they can do with magnets these days q a

This is pup-perfect 🐾🐾🐾

Ｐｕｐ Ｎｅｃｔａｒ 💚🐾@pupnectar.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Before belly rubs -> after belly rubs. 🐺 🐾💚 #fatcockfriday #fcf #smallcock #unhung #chode #hairybelly

Another successful April tax deadline cleared. Now for some email maintenance with cocktail

I do weird bar bathroom poses

Let’s give ‘em something to taco bout

It’s tax season, but here I am at the office horny AF with nothing but numbers keeping me company.