Derek Collett

@dmc1965.bsky.social

Editor, writer, book-lover, sports nut, culture vulture.

The England football team: a national disgrace since 1966. Tuchel made exactly the same mistake that Southgate did against Italy in Euro 2020, namely sitting on a lead. It just doesn't work.

I suppose these endless heatwaves are Europe's revenge on Britain for Brexit: sending their horrid, Continental-European summer weather over to us in order to ruin our summer. Thanks, guys.

Heatwaves are the bullies of the meteorological world: they stop you doing the things you want to do, make you do things you don't want to do and turn every day into a near-identical mixture of fear and boredom.

When I republished this Nigel Balchin novel in 2023 it bombed. I’m pleased to say it has sold better since and you can boost sales still further by buying a copy! Available from Amazon, UK bookshops and elsewhere. I highly recommend this book: it’s definitely one of my top five Balchin novels.

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Introduce yourself with ten bands you've seen live: New Order The Smiths Cocteau Twins Stereolab Sonic Youth Sebadoh Sigur Ros Godspeed You Black Emperor! Mercury Rev James (twice in 85, when they were very good)

I had been wondering recently whether Len Deighton was still alive and now I have my answer. RIP. Having enjoyed Bomber and, especially, SS-GB in recent times, what should I read next. Funeral in Berlin perhaps?

Here's another of my periodic film reviews that no one ever sees! This time it's Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die, which I saw yesterday at Curzon Oxford. Although it uses a sledgehammer to crack a series of similarly shaped nuts, it's hugely entertaining and I couldn't help liking it. Bit too long.

After 2 years of struggle, this novel I republished in 2023 has suddenly started to sell quite well. Find out what all the fuss is about by buying your own copy. Buy from Amazon, other online retailers or by ordering a copy from a UK bookshop and enjoy in time for Christmas!

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RIP Robin Smith. As a student at Southampton University in the mid-1980s I had the great good fortune to watch him play for Hampshire a number of times. Best square cut I ever saw, with the possible exception of his Hants teammate Gordon Greenidge.

I didn't think that the remainder of the movie lived up to the promise of the very fine opening half hour, but The Choral is warm, funny and beautifully made, with the occasional bit of grittiness thrown in to stop it ever becoming too saccharin. Almost an exemplary piece of British film-making.

Jane Austen has never appealed to me at all but this performance of 'Emma' at Oxford Playhouse, which I saw yesterday, was superb. Fast-paced, very humorous, brilliantly acted and simply but very effectively staged. I warmly recommend it.

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Last night I dreamt that I was giving Emma Raducanu a lecture about the novels of Nigel Balchin. She looked bored, pissed off and as if it was frankly all rather beneath her. In fairness, I erroneously conflated characters from two different novels. Only in dreams, ladies and gents, only in dreams.

Bloody Surrey! They have the most fans, the best ground, the biggest squad, the most money and get the most extensive media coverage and now they get the best weather too, no one else playing as much as a single over all day!

It's been a real struggle for Rob Jones this season but I'm delighted he came good today with a vital hundred, anchoring a big run chase for Worcestershire in company with his skipper. Well played, gents!

*Please RT and/or like this post* It’s warm, it’s holiday time and these four Nigel Balchin novels make perfect holiday reading: entertaining and easy to read yet also intelligent and jam-packed with clear-minded insight into the human condition. Buy online or order from UK bookshops.

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Just come back from watching the film 'Weapons'. Until it descended into overfamiliar horror tropes towards the end, I thought it was a highly enjoyable blend of Stephen King and David Lynch: creepy and unsettling.