Ever notice how lawful neutral is nearly just as bad as lawful evil?
I live in literally the reddest state in the country. Nobody here gives a fuck if you say “Happy Holidays.” I’m so exhausted by this manufactured outrage.
All those mom jokes in It are gonna hit different now after Welcome to Derry season 1.
Gotta give the It movies props: it’s the first time in a franchise a horror film was followed by a comedy.
Well. Pluribus is the best thing I’ve watched this year. But duh.
We’re all about to go from “Release the files!” to “Who’s Bubba?”
Weird project idea: a book of learning spellcasting done in the style of a high school textbook.
Watching Democrats do politics is like watching Ralph Wiggum play chess.
Shelley Duvall gave the best performance in The Shining. If it wasn’t for her, the other performances would have felt downright goofy.
Sourdough starter is the closest thing to a real life Lovecraftian horror there is. The fuck you mean you have a jar of wild fungus that you have to feed every day that will occasionally reward you with bread?
XAN•THO•PHO•BI•A. Xanthophobia is a rare phobia characterized by an intense and irrational fear of the color yellow. It is a type of specific phobia, which is a type of anxiety disorder.
Writing a “letters to the editor” section for one of my Fifth Edition D&D books. Ask me anything about 5e or TTRPGs in general! 👇
If you could have anyone DM a game for you, who would you choose?
The damage a trap does is inversely proportional to how hard it is to spot and avoid. The more damage, the easier to spot. Pit trap. Hard to spot. Deals minor damage. Big gem held in the mouth of a (trapped) statue surrounded by skeletons reaching for it. Easy to spot. Big damage.
Quick dungeon room population tool using a bell curve. Roll 2d6: Range 2 to 12, 2 being extremely dangerous and 12 is very safe/helpful. 7 is an empty room. Results divisible by 3 have treasure. Even numbers are encounters. Odd numbers are traps, hazards, obstacles.
How to quickly design a village: 1) Make a map. Use watabou.itch.io. It’s got villages, towns, and regions.
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Just had an eBay buyer leave negative feedback because we “used the cheapest shipping available.” We actually spent 150% more than the buyer paid for. Didn’t even contact us. I have to deal with shit like this every fucking day and it’s exhausting.
365 Days of Villages 13/365: Mistwood A thriving crusader outpost where tensions run high between the human and fey-touched populations.
365 Days of Villages 12/365: Millfiend A fertile valley village overshadowed by a cursed windmill that no one dares speak of, save for a hidden cult that feeds it blood and fear.
365 Days of Villages 11/365: Ironwood Ironwood is an isolated, web-choked village ruled from the shadows by Spinnera, whose spies and servants ensure no secret escapes its twisted trees.
Weird thing I just picked up on (and hella niche). Forbidden Psalm lets you create characters using two combinations of stat modifiers: +3, +1, +0, -3 OR +2, +2, -1, -2 Between those sets are 36 potential combinations. A d66 table also offers 36 combinations. So you can random with a d66 table
I have two goals right now: 1) Finish past projects (getting closer every day) 2) Just Passing Through to 100 books (this will, by my calculations, create more pages of content then all Forgotten Realms content combined)
365 Days of Villages 10/365: Highgate Highgate is a soot-stained dwarven mining village in the Shattercrags, ruled by the Mining Guild and torn between relentless silver production, dangerous flooded tunnels, and rising union unrest.
365 Days of Villages 9/365: Havenmoor A fog-shrouded swamp village devoted to the Whispering Willow, a sentient tree whose fading strength has turned its visions into nightmares.
