Dennis Metzcher

@dmetzcher.bsky.social

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This is hilarious… Trump endorsed a black man named Amir Hassan, but that wasn’t enough for MAGA/Republican voters to get past their own #racism, so they voted for a white guy named Thomas Smith… who had dropped out of the race a few weeks ago. 😂 www.newsweek.com/trump-endors...

Trump-endorsed Michigan candidate loses to rival who stopped campaigning

Thomas J. Smith's lead exceeds the estimated number of remaining ballots, leaving Amir Hassan with no path to victory.

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DOJ is now 0-20 in cases to obtain state voter files. Here is the list: Arizona California Colorado Connecticut Illinois Kentucky Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island Virginia West Virginia Wisconsin

…and on Israel, Fetterman makes it pretty clear that even if he agrees with a Democratic candidate on 90% of the issues, he won’t support them if they don’t toe *his* line on Israel. John Stewart correctly reminds him that he does not work for Israel; he works for *our* country.

Dennis Metzcher@dmetzcher.bsky.social · yesterday

Fetterman says Democratic Socialists should “run under [their] own banner,” as if he decides who can be a Democrat. What an oblivious, arrogant ass. He even quotes Bill Maher of all people. 😂 Fetterman should take his own advice and run as a Republican in 2028. youtube.com/shorts/XQp5h...

I love this for Jeanine Pirro! She signed up to work for a fascist liar—and was perfectly happy to be there when it was going well for her—but now she’s realizing that fascists ALWAYS eat their own. “He won’t turn on me,” said every fascist bootlicker in history. 😂 www.cbsnews.com/news/pirro-b...

Pirro brought box of evidence to show Trump what caused Reflecting Pool damage

U.S. Attorney for D.C. Jeanine Pirro was seen with a large box as she left the White House Monday after her meeting with President Trump.

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This miserable, nasty, old man can’t even “win” gracefully. He’s basically saying, “Thanks for playing in my golf tournament—I won, you lost; I’m talented, you aren’t.” He should use that “talent” keep the Strait of Hormuz open and stop getting himself embarrassed by the Iranians. 😂

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Americans are learning that the “most powerful military in the world”—which is what they thought their taxes were buying—means that a decade of peacetime procurement only means “a few months” of consumption during a war, and cheap (enemy) drones make it worse. 🧵⬇️ www.reuters.com/world/us-has...

EXCLUSIVE: US has used 'virtually all' of its long-range precision missiles during Iran war, sources say

The U.S. Army has used up much of its stockpile of highly accurate long-range missiles during its five-month war with Iran, according to three people familiar with the data, ​raising concerns about th...

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🚨 BREAKING: Russian drone operator hunts down civilian market vendor in Ukraine’s Kherson. Police video captured the moment a Russian drone hunted down a 52-year-old civilian market vendor, leaving him severely wounded with blast trauma and shrapnel injuries. A war crime filmed in real-time.

Our military has apparently run out of ideas, so “a senior US military officer” sent an EMAIL to “a broad group of military analysts” asking for suggestions for how to “punish Iran.” These clowns make us look weak and stupid. EMAIL?! That’s how they do things now? WTF www.cnn.com/2026/08/03/p...

Exclusive: US military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to punish Iran | CNN Politics

The request from a senior officer at the US military command carrying out President Donald Trump’s war with Iran came in an email: We need ideas.

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The Department of Education posted this anti-trans message featuring a couple of clownfish. Fun Fact: Clownfish are sequential hermaphrodites. They all start out as male, and then some TRANSition to female. They’re trans fish. 🏳️‍⚧️🐟 Why are bigots always the dumbest motherfuckers in the room?

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BREAKING: Pirro has dismissed the case against Davey Hearn for vandalizing the reflecting pool, saying that there's no way vandals could have caused the damage.

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Our gov’t attempted to ruin the life of a citizen simply because Trump needed a scapegoat for his failed pool project. Now the DOJ is quietly dropping the charges because Trump got the distraction he wanted. I hope the guy sues and walks away with a massive sum of cash. www.cnn.com/2026/07/31/p...

Justice Dept. admits Reflecting Pool renovation was flawed, drops case against former Olympian | CNN Politics

The Justice Department is admitting that President Donald Trump’s $14 million renovation of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool was flawed, and it is dropping the criminal case against former Olympia...

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“Ramaswamy said that the real divide in America [is between] ‘winners and whiners.’” 🙄 He then told a heckler: “You want to give a speech? … Well, you can get on when they give you a slot, alright? So, until they do, you can sit down.” Bold strategy. 😂 What a dope. newrepublic.com/post/213809/...

Vivek Ramaswamy Booed Off Stage After Being Called “Political Cretin”

Ohio Republicans’ gubernatorial nominee is struggling to gain any traction.

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According to a new poll, 66% of MAGA voters say they’d vote for a candidate accused of sexual assault. 100% of them voted for one three times, so no surprise here. “Basket of Deplorables” never really captured how disgusting these people truly are. thehill.com/homenews/cam...

2 in 3 MAGA voters say they’d support GOP candidate accused of sexual assault: Poll

More than half of MAGA voters say they would support a Republican candidate accused of sexual assault, according to a new poll. In a recent Politico poll, 66 percent of MAGA voters who cast their b…

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France tried to warn us about Iraq, too, and we responded with contempt. Time and again, France has been our most honest friend. To those who demonize our French allies: go learn your fucking history. We wouldn’t even have a country without the French Navy and officers who helped our Founders.

🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁@teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 6d ago

France calls out the U.S. at a UN meeting: “The US used to be a beacon of human rights. Not anymore. Today, it stands alongside North Korea, Nicaragua, Mali and Russia. Isolated. And the world no longer listens to it.” U.S. representatives stormed out of the meeting. Well said France! 👏🏼🇫🇷👏🏼

Why is it that Republicans never seem to understand the Middle East? Anyone remember “they’ll greet us with flowers” when we invaded Iraq? Did they? 😂 These clowns walk into the Middle East time and again with an astounding level of ignorant, unjustified arrogance. Detail-oriented they are not.

George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸@gtconway.bsky.social · 6d ago

We are watching, in real time, the biggest fuck-up by any president in the history of the United States of America.

Dr. Fauci gave regular medical advice to Stephen Miller and his wife during the early days of the COVID outbreak when Katie Miller tested positive during her pregnancy. Now, they attack Dr. Fauci. All Nazis are hypocrites. It’s a feature, not a bug. newrepublic.com/post/213730/...

Fauci Diaries Expose Depths of Katie and Stephen Miller’s Hypocrisy

Before Katie and Stephen Miller called for Dr. Fauci’s imprisonment, they were actually on very friendly terms.

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“He’s a communist!” yelled Trump at a protester who called him a “pedophile protector.” …because only communists care about protecting children? OK then… according to polling in July, 89% of Americans are communists, 9% aren’t, and 2% are unsure. 😂 newrepublic.com/post/213581/...

Trump Flips Out at Protester Calling Him “Pedophile Protector”

A protester disrupted Trump’s rally, yelling at the president over and over again until he caught his attention.

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Riding a bike is now considered too liberal, and bike lanes are “DEI.” No, really—the Transport Secretary calls them “DEI bike lanes” and wants all references to them removed from government web sites. People will be hit by cars and die as a result of this idiocy. www.npr.org/2026/07/23/n...

DOT cranks up its campaign to strip bike lane references from federal websites

Transportation officials have removed a growing list of safety materials that mention bike lanes from federal websites. Safety advocates warn that's undermining proven measures for reducing crashes.

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This is what happens when you elect a moron and he appoints a guy—who had BRAIN WORMS—to run our national health services. Americans took a lot for granted. We didn’t even know about 90% of the things our government was doing to keep us safe. Republicans said it was all unnecessary. We’ll see…

Robert Reich@rbreich.bsky.social · 2w ago

The cyclospora outbreak has reached 7,400 cases across 9 states. The FDA just recalled 1.6 million eggs due to salmonella contamination. Screwworm cases continue to rise. And we’ve just surpassed 2,300 measles cases — breaking 2025’s record. “Make America Healthy Again.”

This is hilarious. Because Trump is a thin-skinned fool who likes to sue everyone, the BBC will now gain access to the financial records of over 400 companies owned by his family trust. …and they can subpoena his closest advisors (family, Miller, Bannon, etc). 😂❤️ newrepublic.com/post/213372/...

Trump BBC Defamation Lawsuit Backfires Big-Time—With Subpoenas Coming

Trump will also have to hand over all his financial information, a judge ruled.

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