D Mikh'to

@dmikhto.bsky.social

Meowdy o/ I'm Di'eren or Di for short. #BPoser who tries (and fails 😅) to be artful. #DMIPose and #DMINSFW for 🔞 DMs and collabs are open just drop by and say hi just keep it Civil. 😸

"QRP with your most popular piece on bsky." My most liked post is from the #gposehacks thread. currently sitting at 292 likes. bsky.app/profile/dmik...

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Raedwulfo Nothumbria@rnothumbria.bsky.social · 4d ago

"QRP with your most popular piece on bsky." bsky.app/profile/did:... i gotta admit i didn't expect this POV was going to be a very popular post. Most of my nsfw pieces are leaning in to artsy solo nudity and when my smut neurons work i do some "porn ones" I'm proud of this one :p

According to some friends a green-haired gremlin in Particular, my brand apparently is Arby's 😸

Tak😸🔞 | 🔒@takboy.me · 6d ago

#wolqotd For the player: in socmed, based on what you do and how people interact with you -- what would you say is "your brand", in one sentence? 📸 I have a... slightly presumptuous reply to this, so I probably won't give mine, but I'm still curious about yours 😅

Huh? A new delivery app. They promise a speedy delivery and will go above and beyond for customers. Well shall I test it out? On a hot day like today...I think I'll start out easy and get an ice cream. I have time maybe I can get a quick... *knock knock* Shower? 😮‍💨 1/? Tags at end of series

Oh uh I didnt think it would be that fast... Hello you ordered the ice cream? Uh yeah. Thank you I didn't think you would get here so fast. No worries our delivery app notifies me right away. Sorry you are seeing me like this. (I guess i should to tip extra so I dont get reported) 2/?

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I uh...whats this exactly, I don't recall ordering this rod? My algorithm scans for items you may be interested in. And we saw you were searching for fishing gear. Are we correct? I could use a new rod. But how do you always find me when im almost naked? Are you doinflg this on purpose 3/?

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😮‍💨 Aww why the sad face Keshi? Khei the guy who keeps ordering from us hasn't left a good tip and I keep almost finding him near naked. Am I doing something wrong? No you are preforming optimally. Our delivery app is just starting out. So don't worry about one customer. But Khei...🥺

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Do you want to catch him naked? I dont know...kinda Keshi do you trust me? Uh... Too bad! I'm doing it anyways! I am going to order something thru our app and that "customer" will get a nice surprise from a particular delivery boi. Trust me it'll work. No more sad delivery boi 5/?

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Uhh...Khei are you sure about this? Keshi have I ever lead you astray? Uh...no...i guess not. Besides this is a "special mystery package" that this customer will enjoy. And we WILL make sure he gives a good review. Now go knock on that door! 😮‍💨 fine. This is for the app. *grumble* 6/?

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*knock knock* I wonder if i can ignore the door. *KNOCK KNOCK* I guess I'll see who is at the door. Alright already I'm coming just wait! Wait the delivery service? I don't... remember ordering anything... For being such a valuable customer we are offering you a special package Umm 7/?

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Huh?! I dont remember ordering this?! We go above and beyond for our customers and being such a cute...er um valuable customer we need your feedback and want to make sure you give me er...us good review. On top of that you gave a bad tip, and I think i deserve more. Above and beyond hm? 8/?

You have teased me long enough dear customer. I have a *special delivery* for you. I will make sure you are satisfied with our service. I...this...isn't what i ordered 😵‍💫 I am fulfilling a special request order you can read it in the confirmation note. Let me see the...n...ote 😵‍💫 9/?

Damn I'm going to have to tip you well. You have been a difficult customer. But we strive to fulfill a customer's needs. Besides our app suggested you would like this. Stupid delivery boi. I didn't order any of this. Don't worry this service is already paid for By whom?! 😈😘 Fine 😵‍💫😘 10/?

Fuck did you have cum right there? Would you rather i have cum elsewhere? Maybe I should have stayed inside? Besides that isnt just my delivery you made one too 😏 I...no this is fine i guess. Now let me see that order form. *camera shutter* Well Glau how will you rate his service? Huh?! 11/?

Hehe we got you dear customer. I daresay you seem quite satisfied 😌 K...Khei?! WTF? You were behind this? No Keshi was behind you. Will you rate us? If you don't I'll have to share the pic to show that you WERE a satisfied customer Give me that pic! Not until you make the delivery boi smile