having a calm and pleasant morning on the bus to work. Might read 700 Chris Alvino tweets to piss myself off

having a dumptruck ass and a silky throat is a trauma response

tried to smile at a handsome man on the street as we passed each other but I accidentally gleeked at him instead

I feel like everyone could have put a bit more effort into bullying early adopters of 3D printing. Now look where we are

every visit to the mainland is a solid reminder that Hobart is my home now

I wish I was playing Factorio right now

when brooke candy said "sex witch fat pussy hex" she was talking about me

It's not looking good

dan@dnbtt.bsky.social · 2w ago

Should I let Factorio ruin my life?

Should I let Factorio ruin my life?

I love being gay because knowing all the "words" to scheiße blows straight people's fucken minds

very excited to announce that I'm about to become an annoying EV guy

get your shovels cunts, I've made a big fuckin mess

dan@dnbtt.bsky.social · 4w ago

I won't say anything when that tax return hits but there will be signs

twitter fixed the glitch that let you bypass age verification to watch videos so there's genuinely no reason to keep using it now

I won't say anything when that tax return hits but there will be signs

last year we had to move the couch (and tv) into the spare room because the dogs kept getting into vicious fights over it, so to see them calmly sharing a space like this is just wonderful

growing up, I always assumed my life would involve a lot more salamanders

anyone else notice that teenagers are starting to use pig latin again? I assume it's so they can publicly make fun of people and plan antisocial behaviour

took a shit in the shower now I'm walking to the club

drinking 100 margs and sending this to everyone

would you fuck gumby? I'd fuck gumby

I know pretending to be a dumb gooner boi for content is the new pretending to be straight for content, but how could you possibly be a himbo is you have a degree???

So who's coming to visit me for dark mofo

I know it's very Old Man Yells At Cloud of me but god there is something sooooo un-chic about how alternative 20-somethings are styling themselves in layers of brown and crochet, speed-dealers, corduroy etc. I don't know if there's a name for this style but I hate it

finally watching deadloch like "oh hey I got chased by a bee in that restaurant garden"

the well-tempered clavicular. is this something?

just made a really fuckin good dal ama

milkbar instagram advertising scientifically engineered to make my hole bark

come on now

a guy sat next to me on the bus and smelled like pre-burnt nag champa. can any scentmaxxers please tell me how I can become an incense smoid

the bots are doing JOI in insta comments now