Pumped to add this not rare at all item to my wax museum cool-lection!
It’s 10pm and the sky is still blue up here. I just had a blast cruising up Sunrise Rd. on Bainbridge Island boppin’ to Queen of Hearts on repeat. Damn y’all. When you wake up in the morning, do yourself a favor and set the mood with this jam! youtu.be/P0DK-0fIKCw
Looking Glass, NYC, 2026. In 2000, I went to Pompeii. Looking through my reflection in the glass at those plasters of burned people, thinking about eras passing & the sky splitting open, I was tripping out when a French gal ran up & said, “Quelle heure est-il?” I said, “I have no fucking idea.”
I drew this today on the last page of a sketchbook that I started in January 2025. I also ate two to three millions tiny chocolate bars and played scrabble with a bunch of strangers. Happy Sunday!
I recently made this new drawing tool by taping seven pencils together… Second picture shows a 30” x 40” drawing sketched out by using seven pencils.
Fridge mood board — inspired by @fruitbat.bsky.social L-R: Special oven mitt gift to replace the dirty old nike sock formerly used as an oven mitt, screenshot of the real Monica Lewinsky, screenshot of the fake Monica Lewinsky, and Diane Arbus’ photograph “Headless Woman in Palisades Park, N.J.” 🤔
Anyone else chilling in a bathtub right now fantasizing that Cher’s time travelin’ uber eats commercial was made into a feature length film?
Why would anyone just leave these out on the street? Thank god I walked by. Gee whiz.
Remind me to tell you about the time I dreamt a reflection of a much older version of myself was hovering above me, our noses touching. I was frozen, terrified, & staring her eye to eye. Once I could move I bolted out a door, leapt over a large collection of cactus, & woke standing nude in my yard.
I have a recurring dream that I am in a field and a UFO is landing. I run and it follows me. As it comes closer, I look up and see the belly of UFO is shiny like a mirror. I can see my own reflection distorted in a metallic grid. Then a flush of existential euphoria wakes me up. Go into the light!
When Carolee Schneemann died in March 2019, I was at a conference in Dallas. I couldn’t pay attention, so I skipped out for JFK conspiracy tourism. I made chitchat with an old man selling DVDs at the grassy knoll and recognized him from The Men Who Killed Kennedy TV series. Her grave today, perfect.
Happy Valentine’s Day, y’all. I made you this. I think it is the perfect compliment to my Human Centipede reading.❤️🪱❤️
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I have been talking about recording an audio book of The Human Centipede Trilogy plot descriptions from Wikipedia for at least 10 years. ✔️✔️✔️ What should I read next?
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In 2015, I read the Human Centipede plot descriptions aloud to some friends as entertainment while they worked on a studio project and it was wild, nasty, and quite entertaining. I haven't seen any of
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When I was little, I’d pretend to be interviewed by Johnny Carson while on the toilet, pants around my ankles. I’d gesture to my left, tell him funny stories, and practice my eye rolls for audience approval. Here’s a pic of Alice Neel on the show—she told him, “You look so human, I was surprised.” ❤️
Sunday sketchbook - 10:30am and 10:30pm. Practicing a design concept before I give it a go on a giant on a piece of paper that is 60”x 40”. Today was a good day.
