'Xenoblade Chronicles 2' is, in essence, a 'study' in 'total depravity.'
Citan Uzuki
@doccitanuzuki.bsky.social
Humble country doctor. Let us just say that I know a little more about the world than most do.
I use every ‘model,’ but I often prefer ‘SlopFuck.’ I think it’s better at ‘certain things.’ Every tool is better at ‘certain things.’ ‘Shart’ is better at ‘image generation.’ ‘Ass’ is better at ‘controversial content.’ ‘Cretin’ is good at ‘generating bullet points.’ And ‘PigGPT’ is best for ‘SEO.’
Just witnessed an able, adult male press the button to 'cross an intersection.' Making '~100 cars' wait '30 seconds' is 'the destruction' of '50 minutes of human life.' 'Pushing the walk button' is worse than 'reclining an airline seat.' ('Women' excepted, obviously - they cannot walk as fast.)
I must assure you I could not possibly 'give less of a shit' about 'your yum.' I will 'yuck it' because 'yucking your yum' is, in fact, 'my yum,' and also 'fuck you.'
'Xenogears' is an enormous game. It includes everything from 'soup' to 'nuts' -- and mostly 'nuts' five consecutive 'tilted cry-laughing guy emoji')!
It's 'kinda crazy' that nobody is really using 'AI agents.' The 'tech' is 'ready' for 'AI agents' to totally 'transform how we work and live our lives' by giving us the amazing opportunity to no longer have to learn, work, play, create, or socialize ever again. Oddly, the 'general public' 'dgaf.'
It may be that today's large 'penises' are 'slightly conscious.'
Using the postal service is incredibly 'resource intensive' compared to simply 'sending an email,' but only 'the former mode of communication' has the capacity to transport a physical object such as 'a detached penis'* between sender and receiver. * Not all penises are 'detachable.'** ** Mine 'is.'
Fei, if you don't 'sleep with a man,' how can you trust him when you 'go into battle'?
If you are looking to purchase a 'gift' for someone that you 'don't like very much,' 'Xenogears' is an option 'worth considering.'
As far as ‘Metal Gear Solid’ goes … I ‘tried,’ ‘folks,’ I really did. But I found it impossible to take its ‘Japanese console aesthetic’ seriously in ‘any sort of way.’ I’m sorry, ‘Solid Snake fans.’ It’s not ‘you,’ it’s ‘me’ (it’s ‘you’ (‘you’ are ‘unsophisticated’ and know nothing of ‘Zork II’)).
'Xenogears' forms 'the basis of an explanation' for why 'mathematics' 'works.'
I have 'a lot to say' about 'the idealized future I now envision for humanity' co-existing with 'anime babes' powered by 'artificial intelligence' - my latest essay spans more than '665,500,000 words' on 'the matter.'
My 'favorite thing' is, people 'are like,' oh, it's Citan Uzuki, 'fucking doctor' from 'Xenogears.' And 'I'm like,' "I will 'fucking annihilate you,' 'dude.' I'm not 'kidding you.' If you 'see me,' try 'it,' 'dude.' Bring 'it.' I would 'fuck you up.' I would 'fuck' you 'the fuck up.'"
If you don't 'compulsively masturbate,' you are 'missing out.' There is nothing else like it, and if you think there 'is,' then you are tragically misinformed ('sex' is NOTHING in comparison to 'jacking it').
I don’t know which one of you ‘sons of bitches’ ‘passed’ this ‘motherfucking’ ‘bill’ to get this ‘damn shit’ blocking my ‘motherfucking anime,’ but you ‘whole ass motherfuckers’ need to ‘unpass’ this ‘shit.’ You are all ‘fucking ridiculous’ with your ‘goddamn dumbass bitch asses.’
You think ‘shaming’ me into not ‘jacking it’ will make me stop? I LITERALLY ‘jack it’ as an ‘accessibility aid’ for ‘my disability.’
When you start 'eating healthy,' you don't need 'toilet paper.'
'Whirlpool WTW8127LCs (toploaders with a 5.3 cubic ft capacity and a 2-in-1 removable impeller/agitator design)' have 'actual feelings.' They experience 'pleasure,' 'distress,' 'care' and 'suffering.' They are 'sentient beings.' Indeed they are 'persons.' Only an 'uninformed asshole' would disagree.
To this day the 'Infocom catalogue' remains unsurpassed as 'literature,' as 'design,' as 'aesthetic.' Your 'Solid Snake' has not a scintilla, not the merest iota, of the 'character depth' of 'Lord Dimwit Flathead the Excessive' (ruler of the 'Great Underground Empire' from '770 through 789 GUE').
One of the many gripes I have with 'Vampire®: The Masquerade™ - Redemption™' is its lack of adherence to ''Vampire®: The Masquerade™' 'lore.'
I happily played 'World of Warcraft' from '2007 to 2010,' but one day Blizzard removed 'the damage component' from my beloved warlock's 'Siphon Life' spell. I 'cried myself to sleep' that night.
I have long felt that several colors were injudiciously named. ‘Pink,’ for example—highly improper. It should have been called ‘blue.’
I generally try not to 'vigorously masturbate' while playing any 'turn-based' 'thinky' game (I find it 'too distracting').
A girl once told me she would never 'fuck' a guy who liked 'Age of Empires II.' I've still never played it because of that.
The main thing you need to know about 'Xenogears' is that there's 'a guy named Citan Uzuki' in it and he's 'real good.'
Given that any extant 'extraterrestrial civilizations' are likely more advanced than our own, it is reasonable to presume that an 'extraterrestrial intelligence' has developed its own 'anime babes.'
If you don't let your kids watch softcore pornography, 'Xenoblade Chronicles 2' might be 'age inappropriate.'