The lobby-bar-lounge area of any North American airport Marriott on a Thursday night is a business man’s dream.
Doc Darkness
@docdarkness.bsky.social
Slinking slyly through town with his vile, unbridled crew | 🪿🪿🪿 | Knower of no things | Unapologetic post show haste-sayer (Could’ve been their best ever!)
Europe tour came with the cost of absolutely screwing the Midwest this year and it’s fine. I’m fine. It was worth it. I’m just saying a little tour through the Midwest would’ve been nice. I guess I have to spend fall with my family?? But it’s fine.
🚨 New #1 Suffer Song 🚨 I’m not even a jam guy and for the first time ever I skipped directly to a jam. This gets better and better as it rides and there are no boring parts. Put a #1 seed on it.
We can put a man on the moon (?) but Apple can't figure out how to put an "Accept All" button on the calendar app and you still have to click "Ok" on every item someone else adds. Smh.
That part in the 🇺🇸 🎂 Dripfield where Rick sings this spacey melody followed by Trevor hitting a bass frequency that’s so low it vibrates my body and will eventually blow out my car speakers. That is good. And what comes next unleashes holy hell.
Just went for a small second bowl of cereal and ended up with a bigger one than the first. I’m fine, thanks.
When people tell me they spent X-thousand dollars on fireworks, nobody is less prepared to have that conversation than me.
It has now been 0 days, 0 shows, and 0 live versions of the song since Goose has played the All I Need 2nd jam They are playing it right now ✨
The @cptn-incredible.bsky.social post we've all been waiting a very long time for is coming in hot...
HBD USA and a very happy 4th from your friends at Tees That Jam! Here now is a dramatic reenactment of the TTJ Summer Retreat ⛺🎸 All of these shirts are available in the store! Thank you for your continued support!! www.teesthatjam.com
Severe Weather Alert - shelter in place order while the weather passes and the SHOW WILL CONTINUE
I danced way too hard in my living room and got way too sweaty and I’m still trying to bring my core temp down so I can go to bed. The back of my neck is still sweaty and my shirt is sticking to my back. Fortunately my wife keeps our bedroom cold enough to safely store deli meats so should be fine.
You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)
This one goes out to the homie @dashbord.bsky.social 💦🌴✌️
Encore Doobie Song
Prediction for tonite: Jive II screamer out of the gate sets the tone for an increasingly hot onslaught of one heater after another including up to 25 minutes of Goontz (or until someone passes out) + Cotter never uses the Bing Bong machine (or ever again). 2.5 hours. 1 set. Call me a dreamer.
See @goose, it feels pretty good doesn’t it? Let it sink into your bones like medicine.
☑️ One long set
1. Live Music 2. Efficient systems 3. Driving with the windows down 4. Listening to people talk about their passions 5. Non-English speaking European cities
Tell me five random things you love (that aren’t people or pets) 1. Plants 2. Birdwatching 3. Guitar playing 4. Algebra 5. Ice cream
Dear family, I’m happy you have identified that there is a problem. It saddens me, though, to see that you have arrived at the incorrect solution. Love, Dad